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Robert who is called David

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About Me

"Vaginas make you crazy, whether you have one or not." - Deborah C.

Shane MacGowan... unconsciously brilliant. You
can intelligently debate any topic from
theology, history, literature and philosphy...
though only while you're out of your skull on
booze.

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pounds of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, and laughers. Also, a quart of tequila, quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can." - HST

"In the end I'll probably lose, but until then I'll set one hell of a pace." - HST

My Interests

Bicycles, Choppers, Hot-rods, Fuel-altereds, Art (low-brow underground. I collect concert poster art - Hess, Forbes, Kuhn, Kozik, Hampton, Wood, Gink, Coop, Williams ect..), Indie films, Conspiracy theories, Asian cooking, Martial arts, Guitars, BDSM (Dom), Tattoos, Piercing, Guiness, Cocktails, Sky and Scuba Diving, Songwriting, Storytelling

I'd like to meet:

"...red hair and black leather, my favorite color scheme." - R. Thompson

Music:

CLUTCH, Face to Face, Supersuckers, Zeke, Neko Case, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Drive-by Truckers, AC/DC, Motorhead, REVHO, Screeching Weasel, Iron Maiden, Hillbilly Hellcats, Cramps, Entombed, Lords of Acid, Nobodys, Groovie Ghoulies, Lucinda Williams, Strapping Young Lad, Kelly Hogan, The Blacks, Split Lip Rayfield, GBH, Nashville Pussy, The Handsome Family, Slobberbone, Beastie Boys (especially Paul's Boutique), QUOTSA, Lamont, Guttermouth, Beaten Back to Pure, Swampass, Lagwagon, Hanoi Rocks, Demented-are-go!, Dresden Dolls, Dakota Floyd, Hadacol, Cheesy 70's one-hit wonders

Movies:

Apocalypse Now, Reservoir Dogs, True Romance, Brazil, Fight Club, Tombstone, Texas Chainsaw Massacre II, Goodfellas, Road Warrior, Pulp Fiction, Animal House, anything Monty Python, Princess Bride, Love and Sex, Dr. Strangelove, Blue Velvet (Heineken?... Fuck that shit... PABST BLUE RIBBON!), This is Spinal Tap, Kingpin, Old skool Hong Kong kung fu movies

Television:

Ummmm, i haven't had TV in over a year. I mean, I have a TV but i don't have cable or satellite or anything. I do have a DVD player and an XBox to watch movies on. Can't say i really miss it. Well, I kinda miss Jeopardy. And Southpark.

Books:

Kurt Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson, and Harlan Ellison are my favorites. I read quite a bit, usually going back and forth between a novel (whatever is new at the library) and a non-fiction work (mostly history related). I will stay up all night to finish a book. Magazines I subscribe to are Bizarre, Paranoia, Juxtapose, Lollipop, Guitar World, and Dirt Rag.

Heroes:

The Holy Trinity - Lemmy, Elvis, and Evel Knievel

My Blog

The curse of the irish...

damn - i don't feel like going out or drinking tonite. an odd thing for a monday - that's music trivia at frank's or pool nite at the tavern. given that there are approx 26 shots in the standard f...
Posted by Robert who is called David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Haiku skills...

I drove home tonite The scent of you in my clothes thirteen miles smiling
Posted by Robert who is called David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Reason #112 why i'm a dumbass

okay - so i go to the tattoo shop today to check out the sketches for my new piece. i bought some new clothes yesterday so while i was there some new hardware seemed like a good idea. i was buying a...
Posted by Robert who is called David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

One band... (i stole this from lacey hated... it's way cool)

Pick a band and answer only using the band's song lyrics: CLUTCH - songs and album titles are in parentheses at the end of each lyric. i tried to use at least one quote from each album. - - - - - ...
Posted by Robert who is called David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Deja vu...

She said... this time it would be different this time it would be a fresh start this time she finally understood this time she was truly sorry this time she really realized what had been lost ...
Posted by Robert who is called David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

One click and you're gone...

it's odd how besides family, the people that have meant the most to me in my life have come and gone. i cleaned out my friends list today, and while doing it was struck by the realization of how simil...
Posted by Robert who is called David on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST