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LUCILLE LARUSSO

DON'T TELL ME ABOUT ANOTHER BIKE ACCIDENT

About Me

THE WITNESS RELOCATION PROGRAM MOVED MY ONLY SON DANIEL AND I TO RESEDA CALIFORNIA. MY LATE HUSBAND WAS TORTURED AND KILLED BY THE NJ BOSS, TONY SOPRANO, BUT THAT'S ANOTHER STORY. WE MOVED INTO THE SOUTH SEAS APARTMENT AND I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET A JOB WITH AN UP AND COMING TECH COMPANY BUT IN THE MEANTIME I GOT A JOB AS A WAITRESS AT THE ORIENT EXPRESS RESTAURANT. MY SON DANIEL MET A FELLOW THE FIRST DAY NAMED FREDDY FERNANDEZ. I BELIEVE THEY GOT INTO A FIGHT BECAUSE THE NEXT DAY I WANTED TO SEE DANIEL'S BABY BROWNS AND HE HAD A BLACK EYE. THAT FUCKING LITTLE BEANER. MY SON MET SOME NEW FRIENDS AT A DOJO ACROSS THE STREET WHERE I WORK. THEY PLAY ROUGH. MY SON WANTS A NEW BIKE SO BAD HE TRASHED HIS OLD ONE. HE WANTS A NEW MIAJI TURBO. THERE IS AN OLD FIX IT MAN WHOM I BELIEVE TO BE A PEDOPHILE. HE HANGS OUT WITH DANIEL QUITE A BIT AND HAS EVEN GIVEN MY SON ALCOHOL. MY SON HAS A GIRLFRIEND NAMED ALI. SHE IS VERY NICE. SHE DROVE THE CAR AND POPPED THE CLUTH WHEN IT STALLED IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE. I HOPE THE CLUTCH ISN'T ALL THAT GOT POPPED THAT NIGHT, BUT I THINK SHE JUST GAVE DANIEL A HAND JOB AT THE GOLF AND STUFF. .. Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

PETTING UNCLE LOUIE'S DOG. EMBARASSING MY SON. LEAVING DIRTY PANTIES FOR MR MIYAGI TO FIND.

Music:

PETER CETERA, JOE ESPOSITO, BANANARAMA

Movies:

KARATE KID I,II,II GODFATHER I,II CASINO, LEAVING LAS VEGAS, CHICAGO, ROMANCING THE STONE

Television:

CHEERS, 3'S COMPANY, $10000 PYRAMID, DUKES OF HAZARD, KNIGHT RIDER, QUANTUM LEAP

Books:

THE TAO OF POOH, KING JAMES BIBLE, BACK OF A WHEATIES BOX

Heroes:

MY SON. HE ONCE WENT AS A SHOWER TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY TO KEEP THE GIRLS FROM MAULING HIM.