Jay the LUBE guy

I am an entrepeneur, Business owner, writer, actor. Love to get out and hang out. I am funny and able to do as I please days and nights. I travel alot doing shows here and there and am always coming up with new ideas.I am a person who values kindness above all. I have a 15 year old son, who I have raised since he was 3 months old and he is what I have raised him to be, wonderful. I created a Health product company that has grown to be a leader in the world today and I am proud that the company produces something that saves lives. I have acted both on stage and in film for over 25 years and love to feel as though I can make people interested and at the very least smile. Now my son is of that age where he is hanging out with his friends. I am always looking for few new ones. My heart and mind are open. And most importantly I care and listen. just i case you are wondering if I can make you smile.. I have developed low cost housing for the Canadian poor using nothing but recycled Coca Cola bottle caps. I like children, but don't think I could eat a whole one. I have advised the producers of South Park on their language usage, was sexual advisor to Bill Clinton before he got into office and bookie to Pete rose. It was me who invented 69. I have rewritten the karma sutra for the disabled. I can steam vegetables in cold water, I like women from Colorado. I have a bullet proof g-string (a must in Africa). I have successfully voted in the Florida elections. I travel at the speed of dark. I drive a Volvo. I do this because only Volvo's,cockroaches and mormons will survive the next nuclear blast. When I was young, I got pimples and started a youth trend which I am told continues to this day. I read the tarot with alarming accuracy, I can summon the dead, I can perceive events in other worlds in my deepest inner mind. I don't show up in flash photography. I am an endless source of amusement to myself. I have an arm fetish.The thing that upsets me most is that in the real-life casino, some of the nastiest people get dealt the best hands. I have developed a cure for excessive make-up usage in women and transvestites and am selling the patent rights to Oprah. I believe that everybody has a photographic memory. Some just don't have any film yet. I leave you with one remaining thought: 24 hours in a day..... 24 beers in a case......Coincidence?Yours, as always J