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I'm currently in the process of writing a self-tited novel about myself. It will be released hopefully sometime before this year's end.
Streaking;Constantly appearing in the background of newscasts performing sets of jumping jacks.
Calvin Klein, John Stamos, whoever is cool and doesn't mind the sight of midnight all up in they grillz LOLz.
The sound of caucasians grasping frantically to the steering wheel as I sprint bareass down a 3-way intersection. The panicky shriek that occurs when a child wakes up to get their Cheerios, and to their surprise, I'm laying bareass on their sofa with the food product nested tightly between my buttocks.
Whatevers in theaters as I sneak in the back door.(LOLZ PUN)
Whatever's on before the attendant at Wal-Mart notices my lack of clothing in the electronics department.
Whatever I can find before the librarian calls the police.
The token black guy, the random black guy.