Stiff Dog Names |
For years, possibly even centuries, man's best f(r)iend has been eagerly by our side. Whether it's support for the blind, hunting, walking, or just just plain companionship, K9's have been a part of m...
Posted by Oh No You Did Not on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:49:00 PST |
Christmas for Jews, a list. |
XMas Eve:1. Sleep til 2.2. Get out of bed @ 3:303. Coffee4. Recieve mass texts about Merry Xmas and so and so. Reply with witty retort so you don't seem like a jerk5. Go see a movie.6. Recieve mass te...
Posted by Oh No You Did Not on Tue, 25 Dec 2007 03:22:00 PST |
I was vomited on. |
Dear St. Louis,Your city is very lovely, but my memory of it will forever be tainted by the fact that a stranger vomited on my arm.Here's what happened: (and I swear on my life that it is absolutely t...
Posted by Oh No You Did Not on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 07:32:00 PST |
Jewish jokes? Black jokes? Asian jokes? |
Nope. I gotta joke on the Germans, hahahahaha!!!!
An article from "Gene Expression," a science blog reads:
German penises 'too small for EU condoms'
Germany has demanded a rethink on EU guidelines on...
Posted by Oh No You Did Not on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 10:25:00 PST |
I Got To Keep on Movin' |
"Break My Stride" by Matthew WilderLast night I had the strangest dreamI sailed away to ChinaIn a little row boat to find yaAnd you said you had to get your laundry cleanedDidn't want no-one to hold y...
Posted by Oh No You Did Not on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 10:29:00 PST |
Gram Parsons You are a God. |
I dare anyone to write a tune HALF as good as anything he ever wrote... ..>...
Posted by Oh No You Did Not on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 01:20:00 PST |
BANDS!!! *BEFORE YOU ASK ME TO BE YOUR FRIEND* |
Hello!
I'm sure your band is really swell and you work very hard. However, I am uninterested in becoming your friend unless A) I know you or someone in your group, or B) you're from Louisville.
I kno...
Posted by Oh No You Did Not on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 02:40:00 PST |
My mother is on Myspace |
She hasn't asked me to be her friend. She knows that I know she's using it to snoop on me. But I love her...she's my frikkin' mom. So be her friend -- she only has like 10.
http://profile.myspace.com/...
Posted by Oh No You Did Not on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 12:00:00 PST |
I am a guest contributor for a sweet blog! |
www.whoneedsradio.com
Go there and read about what songs I like.
Stay black.
Posted by Oh No You Did Not on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 09:55:00 PST |
Oh Lara!!!! |
Lara Logan, you will marry me....
Posted by Oh No You Did Not on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:14:00 PST |
