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Daněk

turn off your phone and turn on your life

About Me

awkward, likes dogs a lot, just another scumbag from ohio, and an ordained minister. I delete e-mails until there are exactly 666 in my inbox

"The 1215 Park kids (Tom, Joel, Dan) are from an old, steel mill style town in Ohio, so you know, they party hard and don’t really care about other people."

All I want out of life is for my bank account to have 58008 dollars in it so when I read my statement upside down it says "BOOBS".

My Interests

Likes:
*doing the most amount of stuff with minimum effort
*collecting telescopic/extendible items
*improbable schemes
*all things french
*Most-modernism
*daydreaming about amnesia and metal teeth
*time-travel
* LOLCAT BIBLE
*overuse of the word 'srsly'. srsly
* old photobucket
* Cherishing Friends (new flickr)
*Starting projects but not finishing them
*Browsing the cereal aisle but not buying any
*soup. Srsly

dislikes
-waking up
-wires
-robots
-déjà vu
-children
-sports
-video games
-driving
-airports
- zombie dreams , night terrors, and shadow people
-cold places. srsly

I'd like to meet:


i'd like to re-meet horek and nick because they rule a lot, and the beer wolf.

I don't like beer that much.

Music:

ratatat
nick cave
doves

Movies:



movies that i'm in:
L'Assassin 3
Under Pressure
A Failed Attempt (i'm the ghost at the end)
Corndog

Television:

dexter
arrested development
scrubs

Books:

I'm unliterate

Heroes:

John TITOR (Time Traveler from the future)

My Blog

seriously?

xkcd is cramping my style... kind of.Also, the other night I was walking to value market to get some nyquil and the parking lot was pretty empty and I started rocking out, a little air guitar and a li...
Posted by Dank on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:37:00 PST

at least one thing is going right..

I have a tendency to do things wrong, leading to dissappointment and frustration. [see Exhibit A] Sometimes I do stuff right, which leads to awesomeness and zool (that's zen + cool), like when I beca...
Posted by Dank on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:57:00 PST

reset the counter

I vommed like a champ Friday night. I knew I was long overdue...Days since I've vommed: ~350 1.sorry about your sink, Aartiit was kind of like this (but way more savage and reddish):(yeah, i think i u...
Posted by Dank on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:07:00 PST

crazy doods

megen and i were walking up market street to one of the art galleries and there was a crazy dood on the opposite street corner shaking a stick and talking out lout to himself.i told her this story abo...
Posted by Dank on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 09:22:00 PST

it’s that time of year again

That's right, today is National Fire Safety Day.While smoking outside my work this morning, I was approached by a crackhead asking for some cash. He told me some incoherent, rambling story about 2 bla...
Posted by Dank on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:58:00 PST

fire

my car caught on fire on the interstate when i was going to work today.
Posted by Dank on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 08:21:00 PST

boats

Does anyone know a lot about boats? Or, does this interest you?:I'm interested in the improbable scheme of building a boat and sailing across the Atlantic to the Mediterranean and living on it there. ...
Posted by Dank on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 01:03:00 PST

everyone is losing their minds

1. Last night I was drawn in by a horror/comedy on showtime called 2001 Maniacs. It was terrible, but I couldn't stop watching it. The tv guide description was "College kids are the main course at a b...
Posted by Dank on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:39:00 PST

sorry no pictures

this is some stuff i wrote as either emails or blogs this time last year but never used. i'm actually really bad about sending messages... i'll write half an email and then it will sit in the drafts f...
Posted by Dank on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 05:47:00 PST

if you see my dignity back there under the seat, could you grab it for me? thanks.

The girl talk shows were great!Possibly the best part of the trip (not counting girl talk) was when jober squeezed a fart out of karis in front of my parents.2nd best part: putting 8 people in a 7 per...
Posted by Dank on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:22:00 PST