Everyone in this here band started off on death row. The humble beginnings consisted of Matt in cell number 402. He had been there as along as anybody could remember. Rumour has it that he had been born there and was paying the double sentence for his fathers terrible crimes. Matt just happened to be sharing a cell with world renowned drummer Mike O'brien. Mike had been in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on account of three different groups. The first being the touring drummer for Michael Jackson and the other two were Whitney Houston and Lionel Richie. He split that scene and was later sentenced to death for a crime we won't take the liberty to name. Garrett was the son of the prison guard and would spend his days talking to a guy named Bryan Lecky. Lecky was in cell 403 and didn't really have a sentence. He had one day turned himself in for the murder of a man who never existed. Those that know him say he stayed on account of an acute mental illness commonly displayed in elderly people. One dark and rainy day in the summer of 1968 there was a massive prison break. Most of the prisoners were shot as they were running. The only three survivors were Matt, Mike, and Lecky. Which is only really two because Lecky could have walked out any time he wanted. Garrett followed the pack of escaped convicts into the woods hoping to capture them for his father's sake. What he found there would change his life for ever....
In a tree, high above Matt, Mike, and Lecky, was mischievously sitting the Queen of England. She had an evil smirk on her wrinkle-ridden face. In her hand was a fully loaded cross-bow. She was aiming at the helpless threesome of convicts. Garrett ran as fast as he could towards the tree she was perched in but she was already pulling back the bow. Garrett, being the quick-thinker he was, took a guitar string out of his back pocket and caught the speeding dart out of the air just before it hit the unsuspecting criminals. "Queen of England," he shouted. "I've caught you red handed trying to kill three innocent Indian children. You keep your lizards free of tarnish you'll bite a whole right into the Senate's side of the galaxy....cake has lost its shimmer... a...dying..." Garrett had caught a poison tipped arrow from the Queen but didn't know it had shot back into his left foot. He suddenly dropped to the floor foaming at the mouth and mumbling worthless things in reverse dialects.
Seventeen days later he woke up playing onstage with his old friends Lecky, Mike, and Matt. Matt was on bass. Mike on drums and Lecky on guitar. Garrett himself was jamming out on a keyboard. At the end of their show the mayor of Cleveland presented them with the keys to the city. He congratulated them for catching the crazy Queen of England before any lives were lost. There had actually been a warrant for her arrest.Now 35 years later these 4 cats are in a band called THE MODERN ELECTRIC. Matt is 18 years old. Mike is 20. Lecky is 20 and Garrett is 18. The Queen of England is 88 and is currently serving the unpaid sentences on death row.