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Pan-Tiki-Terror

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About Me

Tiki Artist & Sculptor,Record collector & occasional DJ. I started carving Tiki sculpture in the late 90s.I have always been in love with everything South Pacific or Hawaiian because of my Dad's stories when he was there in 1959 with the Merchant Navy.Even more so after being introduced to Tiki by my friend Neil Scott.(Terminally anal country - gospel-bop collecting Ted )Naff all wrong with that in my book !A lot of inspiration was gained during my one month stay in the Hawaiian Islands in 2004. (Oahu, Big Island, Maui) Went back & got hitched up there in '07 Fanatastic !Returning September '08I carve Tikis of all styles & sizes My latest Tikis are in the South London Pacific Bar, Kennington, South London, UK. You can catch a glimpse of these Tikis at the London Luau in 08.Always a carving in progress.It's tons of fun & I meet some great peopleI've been into Rockabilly Music from as far back as I can remember.I probably heared my first rockabilly record when I was very young (Who the hell know's) . I know I had a Sun compilation album at 11.That sounds pretty anal & snobby but that's how it was.Now I'm glad to say it's even more anal. My brother & I were into scrounging any old vinyl that our school friend's parents had at home.Our end of week ritual was putting all our ill gotten spoils on the table & seeing what we had there.We had a huge LONDON collection between us (most of it crap) but there was always the odd prize to be found.That's where all the trouble started.I've been collecting original 45s ever since (with varying degrees of success/excess )A Rockabilly,trainspotting,windowlicking, Ambulance-chaser,to the core.Twat !!!!!!My favourite word :- "Smorgasboard"

My Interests

Tiki, Rockabilly, original 45s, cat clothes, Hawaiian shirts, Jeans, Tattoos, Cocktails,Wine,Food,Proper beer, Cars, the Sea, Movies, CARVING.....Did I mention food ????? Touring the Tiki bars of this great planet.Doing romantic (& silly ) stuff with Tini,(my sweetheart,my wife)

I'd like to meet:

Fans of Tiki and Hawaiiana, fellow carvers, cocktail addicts, rockabilly collectors, horror fans, hula dancers.............Morris Dancers.Leslie Phillips ,(met him once but didn't know what to say(I saaaay !!!)My wife Martina, but then I already met her,that's why I'm so darn happy.

Music:

Rockabilly, Guitar Rockers, Instrumentals, Surf, Garage Punk, Exotica, Punk Rock, Rock,Bavarian folk, Bluegrass, Hillbilly, & of course,anything really daft. "Real" country music & many,many other bits & bobs!

Movies:

Horror Movies, Fifties B-Movies, Film Noir, Old Westerns, Michael Powell and Emerick Pressburger Movies,Norman Wisdom,Peter Sellers, Sci-fi, any movies containing Hawaii / South Pacific or Tiki.Good Comedy

Television:

Not much because I think everything is rubbish! Apart from Comedy...All the old stuff is best!(I was born in '65,You get the picture)Although there have been some corkers in the last few years,The office,Peter Kay,Fast Show,Royle Family,Vic & Bob,all top-notch .Dara O'brien-fantastic !,Father Ted-Incredible ! The Danny Baker radio show. The original Charlie's Angels series (well,come on...we all had to grow up somehow ! )My Favourite programmes are too numerous to mention but needless to say they ain't made anymore !!

Books:

Books about Tiki, Rockabilly Priceguides, Books about Cocktails, Wine or Food (Trader Vics Pacific Island Cook Book - the book that has everything!)Roundabouts of Great britain,any volume of "The Chap",Men & Collections,Men & sheds.Both volumes of " Memories " by Johnnie Alan,CBGB.(Novels,I don't read,sorry,there's only so much time I can waste!)I don't read any newspapers whatsoever !

Heroes:

Sonny Fisher, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash,John Peel,Danny Baker,Steve Reeves,Don(Swamp Rat)Garlitts,Ed Iskenderian,Keith Black,Mickey Thompson,Carroll Shelby,E.J.Potter(The Michigan Madman),Les Paul,Lefty Frizzel, Merle Haggard,Tony Newley,Hal Harris,Charlie Busby,Dunkles Weitzen,Jeff Beck (For all reasons),Jimmy Page, Mac Curtis, Bob Luman, Tom Waits,Roger Ramjet,Slade,Merle Travis,Hayward's Pickles(& indeed,Wilfred Pickles !),Joe Maphis,Peter Green,My wife Martina,My family.Carl Smith,Faron Young,Johnny Horton,Hank Thompson,Basil Rathbone,Freddie"Parrot face"Davis,Martin Denny,Barney West,Little & Large,Leslie Phillips,Mud,Ray Price,Vincent price,Margaret Rutherford,Steve Earle,Ricky Nelson,Peter Green,Scotty Moore,Frank Carson,Lindsey Buckingham,Steak,Webb Pierce,Hawkshaw Hawkins,Bill Black,Peter Sellers,Brian Wilson,George Formby,Jack Hargreaves........And 1,000,000 others.