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Jim Ody ate Scaly Dave

I feel as smooth as a badger's belly...

About Me

My mum used to tell people that I was autistic but without the special skill, and my dad always said that I was adopted. Amusing myself through childhood I'd glue ants to my top lip and tell people that my moustache was alive!I self medicated on tic-tacs chased down with Panda pops which made my hyperactive and unable to be controlled...that is until a nice guy put me in his sideshow, and let me sit on his knee when no-one else was around...ahh, memories...My wife and psychartrist/Parole Officer Kara now keeps me fully medicated and docile, until she is ready to unleash the beast within...
I'm the strange comedic weird guy that writes original music reviews for the legendry rock website: www.roomthirteen.comI love punk, tattoos, drums, books and horror flicks - and of course my girlfriend Kara! "Check Out Room Thirteen where music rocks!!"N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N N
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My Interests

Tattoos, pop/punk rock & people with a great sense of humour...Writing, writing and more writing - any excuse for me to send emails or write something creative and I'm there quicker than jet propelled jism...I love monkey's, nature and camping...

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a publisher that wants to give me a lot of cash to publish my novels...and a midget named Alf, a true pirate and a Chinese guy to cook me Sweet & sour Chicken Hong Style with plain Chow Mein all day long...

Music:

I love punk rock and pop/punk. Anything catchy as hell with a touch of attitude is always good in my book...

Movies:

Road Trip; American Pie; Freddie Got Fingered; Clerks; Mallrats; Chasing Amy; Dogma; Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back; Pump Up The Volume; Lock, Stock & Two Smokin' Barrels; Snatch; Old Skool; Friday The 13th parts 2, 3 & 4; Scream; I Know What You Did Last Summer, Blue Crush, Starsky & Hutch, Dazed & Confused, Pulp Fiction, American Beauty, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Scooby Doo, Van Wilder Party Liason...

Books:

Joe R Lansdale - Freezer Burn; Richard Laymon - Funland; Motley Crue - The Dirt; Mark Beaumont - E - Anything by James Patterson, Kinky Friedman, Tim Dorsey, Carl Hiasson, Christopher Fowler, Robert Crais, PJ Tracy, Karin Slaughter, Owl Goingback, Bentley Little, Mike Gayle - If it's funny, or scary as hell, then I'll read it!!..

Heroes:


You Belong in 1971
1971 If you scored...1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all! What Year Do You Belong In?

My Blog

Sir, it taste’s like mustard?

The large noise of an alarm-clock thought shakes away my reverie as I wonder just what that Hell has this wasted ability gotten me, sport? Longing to be an unseen MySpace page whereby people I've neve...
Posted by Jim Ody ate Scaly Dave on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 11:27:00 PST

Muse On The Loose

With hyperactive fingers that peck away on the keyboard like immigrant children on a wage so small that the word minimum is too large, I feel compelled to ejaculate my thoughts that wish-wash out of h...
Posted by Jim Ody ate Scaly Dave on Thu, 01 May 2008 02:49:00 PST

My review of the band, Reader’s Wives, CD. This is their blog that I copied over.

Sunday, March 09, 2008 ..>   "Reader's Wives have once again awoken my whole being to the world of music" - roomthirteen.com Attached below is Jim Ody's wonderful gonzo review of our d...
Posted by Jim Ody ate Scaly Dave on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:17:00 PST

Update: Babies, Birthdays, Coffee & Hernias

Here is an overdue update for all of you people out there bored and crazy enough to read this! On 09/01/08, and after a long 41 hour labour, I became the proud father of 6lb bundle of joy that is my d...
Posted by Jim Ody ate Scaly Dave on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:22:00 PST

A Pretty Petty Pantomime

"There's no use in crying," he said, with sadness and defeat, "My self-esteem was transplanted; because your needs I couldn't meet!" She gazed, unfazed, glared but without reply, He cowered, was less...
Posted by Jim Ody ate Scaly Dave on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 11:12:00 PST

An actual blog! Yeah, I know...

Sometimes I get the feeling that I am the only person reading this. The propability is, that indeed I am. It doesn't matter I spent a childhood self-abusing myself into submission just as a simple for...
Posted by Jim Ody ate Scaly Dave on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:23:00 PST

Never Leave This Room

    You're emotionally disturbed, and my mind is reeling, Your pleasure makes me hurt, I swear my skin is peeling, Sometimes sex is violence and I'm sick of crying out- In pain, you have me ...
Posted by Jim Ody ate Scaly Dave on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:07:00 PST

&But Why Did You Eat Me?

Like a skeleton I've got nobody, Alienating my friends became my hobby, I thought you'd cry on the day you lost me, So tell me are you sorry?   You laughed hard when my heart stopped beating, No ...
Posted by Jim Ody ate Scaly Dave on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 02:06:00 PST

First few lines of 'Prey For The Hunter'

...I knew right away that something was not right here.    I opened my eyelids and instantly was unable to recognise my surroundings. It appeared that I was in some sort of shed. As I turned...
Posted by Jim Ody ate Scaly Dave on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:22:00 PST

Kiss, Kiss, Bang, Bang

Ive run out of honestys and lie-blind truths, After another evening of verbal and minor physical abuse, Metaphorically hair pulling at a crossroad I cant decide, Should I stay or should I go and hide...
Posted by Jim Ody ate Scaly Dave on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 11:08:00 PST