Poncho looks like Einstein! |
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Posted by Amber Alert! on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:18:00 PST |
Dear Amber, |
Dear Amber,
stpaulie Originally uploaded by Giulia1.
Way to go with giving into the whole mass-produced slutty Halloween costume craze. Usually you are quite the creative gal, making costumes of...
Posted by Amber Alert! on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 01:19:00 PST |
Anti Active-X |
O How I hate running Active X controlls on peoples stupid myspace page. . I basically will not go to them anymore. . . period. I HATE ACTIVE X. Blah, fuck you too if you don't agree....
Posted by Amber Alert! on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:32:00 PST |
Please Start irradiating all of my food too! |
I was giving my dog a rawhide chew, and noticed on the bag it said TREATED WITH IRRADIATION. And then, WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER HANDLING. I was like WTF am I feeding my dog?&n...
Posted by Amber Alert! on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:33:00 PST |
How to come up with a band name. |
Lookup any bands name you've ever wondered about (alphabetically) and see interesting synopsi (plural for synopsis?) on just why and how they got that catchy name.
why?bandname...
Posted by Amber Alert! on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 01:25:00 PST |
Go ahead, tie a slip knot to hang yourself with. . . |
Here is a step by step guide, it works, and Slipknots are oh so kewl
1. Fold a loop under to make two loops. By beginning the knot this way you can choose which side of the slip knot will ...
Posted by Amber Alert! on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:00:00 PST |
That lip piercing is HOT! |
Posted by Amber Alert! on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:07:00 PST |
Today is a sad day. . . |
Why. . sniffle, WHY!! Sob, why did you have to retire???. . . .Please, for the love of hockey, don't do it!
My fucking Hero!
I said, MY FUCKING HERO!
What a guy!
No, a really ...
Posted by Amber Alert! on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 09:14:00 PST |
Another lesson in life learnt the hard way. |
At the end of the day, this is what it all boils down to. YOU.
You've got to be the one to tuck yourself in.
You've got to get yourself dressed (and undressed).
You've got to tell y...
Posted by Amber Alert! on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 12:29:00 PST |
Oh, why can't it be 1955? |
Check this out, It's an actual article from Good Housekeeping in 1955, my how times have changed. . the underlined parts are the best!
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Posted by Amber Alert! on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 09:05:00 PST |
