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Mike

About Me

Sometimes when I sleep I hear feet quickly walking across my room. I awaken to find a midget curiously gazing into my eyes like I am some sort of strange unnatural being. I jump up, only to find that my hands and feet are tied to the bed posts. He produces a hammer with which he continuously taps me on the forehead while singing his version of Gnarls Barkley, "does this make you Crazy?" MySpace Backgrounds

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Donald Trump and knock his teeth out and shave his head!.. ......................... THE MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR IN NEW ENGLAND DRINKING DOM!!!

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