Noone.

I suck at computers. I love music. I hate smoking but I can't stop. I AM THE LAST ONE. Anyway, I like thinking, reading, writing, daydreaming, researching useless information, playing guitar, writing songs that noone will ever hear, singing terribly, a little piano, coffee, coffee, coffee, watching the sunrise, horror movies, being a good person, exploring old and abandoned buildings, sex, grave robbing, counting money, drinking beer, bars, Taco Mutha Fuckin Bell, Gibson guitars, Randall Amplification, Dunlop Green Tortex pics, and Katrina.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: The Incredible Dog of War
Birthday: Sadly Unknown
Birthplace: N-Town Cemetary
Current Location: Red Brick Manor
Eye Color: The bluest eyes, the devils eyes.
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: 5' 11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: Everything
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Boots
Your Weakness: Extended Guitar solos, back rubs, Katrina, coffee and cigarettes
Your Fears: Death, and I'm scared Metallica's new album is gonna suck.
Your Perfect Pizza: Extra cheese, meatballs, pepperoni, green peppers and onion, hot peppers, and hot sauce, and some sausage if there is room.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Seeing Down live.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "I like 'Old Metallica'."
Thoughts First Waking Up: It's a good day to be alive!
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes you can get lost in. (Yeah, get lost.)
Your Bedtime: Usually noon, I work the graveyard shift.
Your Most Missed Memory: Hearing good music on the radio. All new shit sucks.
Pepsi or Coke: Coffee.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Ramen Noodles.
Single or Group Dates: Group, I'm so awkward.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla, chocolate is for suckers.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee. Coffee. Coffee.
Do you Smoke: Yeah, it keeps me level.
Do you Swear: Yeah, Fuck it all and fuck it.
Do you Sing: Oh yeah, That's my new thing.
Do you Shower Daily: Yeah, what a waste of time.
Have you Been in Love: I love Katrina!
Do you want to go to College: Not in this lifetime.
Do you want to get Married: Yeah, I want the wife, the kids, the house and the chevrolet.
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, I'm fucking awesome!
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not that I know of.
Do you think you are Attractive: Yeah, I'm not too bad.
Are you a Health Freak: A little bit.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Not anymore, walking in the cold November rain sucks.
Do you play an Instrument: I can work a guitar better than I can work a woman.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I haven't had a beer in 2007 yet.
In the past month have you Smoked: Cigarettes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, drugs aren't for me.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Katrina and I saw Black Christmas, Nice!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yeah, I've been wasting money.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, next month I will.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell no. Yuck!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope, maybe soon!
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, I'm having a good luck streak!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's January.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, why would I?
Ever been Drunk: Probably over 300 times.
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, but it's not my fault, i'm dumb.
Ever been Beaten up: You win some, you lose some.
Ever Shoplifted: Not that I recall at this moment.
How do you want to Die: I just don't wanna be there when it happens.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm 16 for life.
What country would you most like to Visit: Alaska.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Katrina.
Favourite Hair Color: Katrina.
Short or Long Hair: Katrina.
Height: Katrina.
Weight: Katrina.
Best Clothing Style: My style is the best style.
Number of Drugs I have taken: I don't use drugs.
Number of CDs I own: 200 or more.
Number of Piercings: Four in the ears.
Number of Tattoos: None, not my style.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Fuck it all and no regrets.
Getcha Pull! - or - Go fuck yourself!