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Darren

Weenie Wuss Dingle Head Dork Berry

About Me

Sent naked photo's of himself without being asked & demands the same from you. Avoids answering all questions. Calls you at work while pulling himself off heavy breathing When he does not get his own way turns psycho, had to block his emails, then the idiot created a new email address to keep harassing me, claiming I am the one with the problem. Big guy with small penis Be warned.

AIM - Seahorse Dale
AIM - earthdayprincess

My Interests

Man, Will Oldham sure has let himself go these days....
what's up with the tim harrington wannabe
That big guy was funny. I saw him flash his genitals at some poor girl...glad you didn't find that photo.
that guy was pretty amazing
and he didn't flash his balls, they inadvertently fell out of his daisy dukes after getting off the slip and slide.
That G-string ended up on Honus Honus's keyboard
Funny, no one's making any comments about how fat this guy is. I guess that only applies to females getting on stage with Franz Ferdinand.
it's totally fine for men to be fat ans gross. come on we all know that. and i should have to see them with their shirts off
I would hate to go on the slip-n-slide after he did. EWWWWWWWW!
. I'm so glad you got pictures of the fat guy, the dude was a riot.
That guy is a total asshole. Very very fat too.
that big guy is amazing, i have been to four man man shows and he has been at every single one. i've heard that he follows them around on their tours and sees every show? i don't know if he really goes to all of them, but he's incredibly entertaining
And ahhh the fat guy. Well let me say that yes he is just as disgusting as Beth Ditto and the girls who jumped on stage at Franz Ferdinand. Equal Opportunity. And yeah those panties ended up on the keyboards and if anyone was there you might remember that the guy wouldnt even use his hands to touch them but instead used a stick to move the panties away from the keyboard and grimaced while doing it. If it is true that he follows them around to their shows then i feel bad for the group. Hahaha they create a band with some buzz and instead of hot chicks following them around they have some slovenly gross dude.
People it would be great to have more nudity at Mccarren but HOT GIRLS!!!! NOT GUYS LIKE THIS.
darren (big guy) is becoming more of an attraction than man man. i'm glad to see it.
I think the big guy is sexy. Except for that unkind closeup of his back.
i just wish he would wear more clothes. or shower...when i saw man man in january, he was standing behind me in the pit, and his stench was everywhere.
I haven't actually seen this guy in person, but smelly big dudes are not hot. I'm sure it was especially punishing indoors.
"Dude, Everyone here thinks I'm awesome" says our large and in charge friend. Look theres Kelly Osbourne!!!
that guy's revolting. he rubbed his gigantic hairy sweaty self all over my friend at the spiegel tent show last year. she still turns green at the very mention of him. it's all fun and games until he's standing three feet from you.
The big guy's alright in my book.
How that fat guy dressed yesterday--it really takes guts!
Watching a ball stick out of that guy's underwear while eating my hamburguer was way too unpleasant.
And if you liked the Fat Guy you are a shithead moron just like him. I bet you would not have him join you at your dinner table.
Actually i wish someone had moved the camera in some of those pictures to the left of the fat guy. There was a really cute asian girl with bright blonde/yellow hair next to him in the front. I felt bad for her.
i'd certainly have him "at my dinner table."
all of you who are complaining about that big guy are snobby fucking pussies. buck up, go to a show, and try to stop thinking about yourself for a second and have a little fun. or... i guess you could just move to manhattan.
Hey darren, Fat drunk and stupid is really no way to go through life. ps, they are not laughing WITH YOU but rather AT YOU
i would have no problem calling him a fat piece of shit to his face so shut the fuck up moron
Unfortunately it was stated above that the guy reeks of B.O. cause he probably does not shower much. Well my fucked up friend then he is not just being himself but causing discomfort for others who are at the show as well and who might want to be in the pit and dance and dont want to walk away. And as you recall from another post on here if you read them, Darren fattie threw his nasty panties he was wearing up on the stage which made the singer cringe when he removed them with a stick. So he is in fact disturbing even the band he claims to love so much.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:


Movies:

Some Kind Of Monster

Television:

South Park, Futurama, The Simpsons, Frisky Dingo, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Metalacolypse, Bullshit, Pro Wrestling, Saved By The Bell, Nick at Nite. Not Jon Stewart ever

Books:

My favorite food is fried onions on everything.