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Real Life Time Machines

Buddy Holly met The Killers and look what happened

About Me

A bunch of big jerks got together for a tea party with scones. Hearing that one of their friends clicked somewhere and got 10 free ringtones, and Hearing that that Mr. McCrackin just updated his voter registry. Big Banky, Ben Bernankie barged in with a pen and some papers and they got down to business! Ten hours later they had invented real life time machines! The rest is history! Forget about it!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 11/15/2005
Band Website: Chico Rules!
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Record Label: Cool Jazz!
Type of Label: None

My Blog

THIS JUST IN: BARRY THOMPSON VOTED "BEST TEEN BARRY" BY ALL FOUR REAL LIFE TIME MACHINES

WE JUST GOT OUR FACES IN THE PHOENIX. CHECK OUT THIS ARTICLE:Real Life Time Machines are not insane morons. Having known them for almost two years, I can attest that they are kindhearted gentlemen of ...
Posted by Real Life Time Machines on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:36:00 PST

Chico’s Real Life Video Machines

Yo! Chico made videos for Average Man and Rock And Roll No Problem...CHECK IT OUT! ...
Posted by Real Life Time Machines on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 03:57:00 PST

WHERE YOU CAN BUY REAL LIFE TIME MACHINES CDS ONLINE

CHECK IT OUT, YOU CAN NOW PURCHASE OUR FIRST TWO E.P.'S("REAL LIFE TIME MACHINES" AND "YOU CALL THIS RADIO NUT BRAN") FROM AMHERST MASSACHUSETTES' OWN FEEDING TUBE RECORDS(www.myspace.com/ftrsounds). ...
Posted by Real Life Time Machines on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 09:56:00 PST

CALL MOM! WE MADE THE PAPERS!

CHECK OUT THE BLOW JOB THAT THE WEEKLY DIG JUST GAVE US:REAL LIFE TIME MACHINESFingering the wormhole of cosmic punkBy BARRY THOMPSONIf I had one chance to time travel, I wouldn't normally choose a ti...
Posted by Real Life Time Machines on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 09:11:00 PST