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Black Jesus

Amen.

About Me

I am Black Jesus. Roar.

I love people of all cultures and ages, especially YOU. When I'm not getting wickity-wack all up on the dark chocolate ladies at the local club, I enjoy a friendly bicker or two with my Jewish dawgz about who the real savior is. On the weekends I hang out with other famous black people, such as Eminem, Gwen Stefani, and Nelson Mandela. Here be some fly pictures that my trippin' MySpace homies designed with their art brushes and shiz. Click the picture to go to the maker's page.

My Interests

Eating palm sundaes. Flying around and performing excellent miracles. Wooing people with my undulating dreadlocks.

Music:

Smooth Christian jazz, Christian death metal.

Movies:

That one where I'm crucified! Oh man, gets me every time.

Books:

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion. HA just kidding.

Heroes:

All my niggas and my wiggas who be reppin' this holy shit.

My Blog

Michael Richards/Kramer

To those who haven't seen the Michael Richards (who plays Kramer in Seinfeld) video, here's a link:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxMH9P7WeKU Richards apologized on Letterman:http://www.youtube.com/wa...
Posted by Black Jesus on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 04:11:00 PST

My Halloween Party

To all dem dawgs who missed my tight Halloween party, dang you betta be there next year.  Man we was tossing bling like it was SALAD, yo.  I be in the middle of da dance floor wit like 10010...
Posted by Black Jesus on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 12:53:00 PST

BJ Gets Real Vol. 1

Here is the first installment of "BJ Gets Real", a thingy where I take questions seriously.  Feel free to disagree.  Have a nice day. PATTI THE GREAT, BITCHES! asks..."Why do all the go...
Posted by Black Jesus on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:12:00 PST

BJ Gets Real Vol. 0

Someone asked why I don't post moral comments like White Jesus does.  I must admit I've been meaning to do something positive to counter-balance the hate mail for some time, but couldn't think of...
Posted by Black Jesus on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 07:16:00 PST

Hate Mail Vol. 5

Subject: ignorantBody: You are very Ignorant putting a curse word and Jesus right next to each other and even on the same page you need prayer ill pray for you  "I'll pray for you" = "I'm awesome...
Posted by Black Jesus on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 09:37:00 PST

Hate Mail Vol. 4

I be chillin chillin. Subject:  not a cheap attempt to get you to blog on my hate mail.Body:  Just to be a dick, jesus was a JEW. how many black jews have you ever met in your life. I have m...
Posted by Black Jesus on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 08:07:00 PST

Hate Mail Vol. 3

Watch in amazement as I once again make fun of non-African people!~~~ ~~~ ~~~ur a disgrace to the name of Jesus and mankindur a disgrace to the name of L. Ron Hubbard and Scientologists!~~~ ...
Posted by Black Jesus on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 04:20:00 PST

Hate Mail Vol. 2

Praise be the lord, the first volume was not the last!Subject:Pay for my sins god dammit!Body:You are so dumb. I thought I was supposed to get a free chance to do whatever I want becaus...
Posted by Black Jesus on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 09:48:00 PST

Hate Mail Vol. 1

Surprisingly, I haven't received much hate mail.  You'd think, what with all the liberal right-brainers floating around on MySpace, that this right-wing superstar would at least be *mocked* once ...
Posted by Black Jesus on Tue, 23 May 2006 05:46:00 PST

Wikipedia is awesome

Hey everyone, you know what I do when I hear about a famous person I know nothing about?  When someone makes a reference to some concept I'm unfamiliar with?  I head over to www.wikipedia.or...
Posted by Black Jesus on Sat, 13 May 2006 03:21:00 PST