I have a weakness for younger guys. It's tragic. I need to find people my own age, but they tend to all be married or dead already (at least on the inside). Quite the dilemma.
Craigslist missed connections are the best comedy, personal ads are a close second. I also LOVE myspace pictures of kids throwing up gang signs, drinking cheap beer, men posing with kids that are not theirs to appear more attractive to desperate females dying to get pregnant and have their illegitimate child. Ugly fat girls that post pictures 1/2 naked (fuck, that could be me, damnit). Girls that appear very put out that they are standing in line at the grocery store with their man, as they demand he run back and grab tampons for them. I appear to dislike women, can you blame me really?
What I do like: tattoos, especially boys with tattoos, people who can put me in my place, bacon, whisky, vodka, playing wow drunk, being terrible at guitar hero (seriously terrible), RL PVP, drinking buddies that don't require babysitting/and or me holding their hair as they puke. Drinking before noon with Derek at SFO and while on Amtrak.
I'm not the prettiest girl you know, but I'm definitely fun and down for good times.
People fascinate me, however I tend to be a bit anti-social. Nothing would make me happier than learning what makes you tick. I will make an effort to talk to people that I find interesting.
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