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About Me

WHO AM I?
I am the crazy lady you've been looking for
My Beauty comes from collision
I'm part wind, part dirt
A precious pearl, on loan, never owned
I am your trickster rabbit
I accept this role in society with gracious humility
I will wreak havoc forever on you all
I will shit on the table of my host while singing grateful praise of the meal
I will bleed the hand that bites me
I am the crusader of rags
I will rewrite all the messages in your fortune cookies
I am the furry little clawed foot
You keep in your back pocket
If you undersell me I'll break that panasonic coda-phone over your head
I am your neighbor who plays the drums, loud music and screams during sex
And when you complain yells in your face
I am the silent deadly digital watch that tells you the date, time, lunar phase and astrological sign
My tick is your tick
Tickless cold feather rubbing against the soft spot on the inside of your left nostril
I am your therapist and lover
Curing you once and for all of your fears
I am your dance teacher, explaining the secrets of the pelvis
You are my Sunshine, my only sunshine
I come to u disguised as rabbit stew, Lapin Roti
All ears, pink furry cutesy ears, carrot in hand
I ask you to tell me all without hesitation :What's up Doc!!!"
I am judgement day in a plastic no break no mess bottle
I go to sleep with you naked and wake up wrapped around myself
I am Triskster Rabbit, Ricochet Rabbit, Crusader Rabbit and Bugs Bunny
I am a rotten Easter egg on the White House lawn painted day glo brown
I am the street light that flickers while your walking home alone
I am your panic button that says "no"
I am your logic button that says "wooah"
I'm your belly button that says "ho, ho , ho "
I am the font of wisdom
The hole that passes gas
You know now that I have power over you
I am a goddamned fudgesicle in July
I am your change of address card
I am the seven arms of Shiva
The six hammers of Thor
The hot lips of Hera
The fox lock on the door
I am a bag of Pepperidge Farm cookies
and a quart of milk
A dress made of blue silk
I am heart of rabbit
and my pump will never stop
I am heart of rabbit
Hippity Hop
I could fall in love with a cruel desert that kills without passion, a canyon full of scorpions, one thousand blinding arctic storms, a century sealed in a cave, a river of molten salt flowing down my throat. But never with you....
RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME
1)I've lived in over 35 states and 7 countries
2)I had sex in a church confessional during a wedding
3)I don't risk what i can't afford to lose
4)I stole a fire truck and a cop car by the age of 14
5)I've walked down London's Abbey Road in homage to The Beatles
6)I've surfed naked on live T.V. in Bondi Beach
7)I can cook the perfect omelet
8)I've stopped a mugger
9)I've floated down the amazon
10)I've gone to Mardi Gras and almost got arrested for indecent behavior
11)Owned an art gallery
12)I've climbed the Great Pyramid at Giza and almost got shot
13)I own a four leaf clover
14)I ran with the bulls in Spain
15)I can't drive stick
16)I make my own jewerly
17)I have over 247 parking tickets and i refuse to pay them, it's a record for the state of R.I.
18)I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue
19)I was kicked out of catholic school at the tender age of 6
20)I play the guitar, piano, drums and violin
21)I have a Photographic memory
22)I use to own a vanity plate SHAFTED
23)I ran away 4 times as a child, the first time being 10, went cross country to Pasadena
24)I have a public sex Fetish
25)I need sex at least three times a day, i'm a horny chick
26)I'm bisexual, i love the way girls look and feel
27)My dear friends call me Back Door Betty, i had anal sex before regular sex, i do everything ass backwards
28)I'm an artist, i draw and oil paint
29)I manipulated my friend to sleep with another man because i felt guilty that i had slept with hers
30)I've maintained a friendly relationship with every ex, never burn a bridge, you never know when you might have to walk over it again
31)I've been in a couple of orgies
32)I own a strap-on
33)I raised myself
34)I can't sleep with clothes on
35)I eat sugar non stop all day, don't exercise, and maintain a size 2
36)I can give a three hour blowjob
37)I made two gay guys straight and three straight girls gay
38)I'm extremely openminded and unjudgemental
39)I wipe my ass with the ingnorant, insignifacant thoughts that people have of me--- I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!!!!!!!
40)I have a guy's mind with a girl's kitty
41)I don't wear underwear unless I'm wearing a skirt.
42)I don't watch t.v. but i own over 500 movies
43)I'm an avid reader
44)I've broken alot of hearts for fear of mine breaking
45)I'm a survivor of two different types of cancer, i'm a hard bitch to kill, haha
46)I own over 65 hats
47)I don't own a camera
48)I graduated high school at 15
49)I stole a security van with some friends and almost got kicked out of college
50)I've lived a pretty fucking fantastical life filled with crazy stories......

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My Interests

TRAVELING
PURPLE, SUGAR
OIL PAINTING
SAYING THINGS I SHOULDN'T SAY
DOING THINGS I KNOW I SHOULDN'T BE DOING
, DISCO BALLS
JEANS, NO MAKEUP
GUYS, GIRLS
PUBLIC SEX
CONCERTS, DOING LAUNDRY
NOISE, VERBAL CONFRONTATIONS
NOT TALKING WHILE IN THE CAR
ASIAN FOOD, WINE,
FAST CARS
LONG LEGS, KICKS, PILLOWS
HOT CHOCOLATE, HAY RIDES
COSTUMES
THE SMELL OF RAIN
WALKING THROUGH THE WINTER'S FIRST FALL OF SNOW
ROSY CHEEKS
VINTAGE CLOTHING, HATS
BROADWAY, CHALLENGES
SMOOTHIES, CREPES
RED LIPS
SQUISHING MY FEET IN THE SAND
GETTING CAUGHT IN THE RAIN
SUNSETS, MATINEES
STIMULATING CONVERSATION
SUNDAY MORNINGS
TWINKIES
BEING IN LIKE..

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MY WORKS OF ART...CREATIONS OF THE INSANE

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I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet someone who isn't going to let their mouth get them into something their ass can't handle.

There's only one person and I've already met him....
YOU ARE ALL COLORS. YOU ARE THE BIRTH OF TRUE JAZZ. YOU ARE TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF FLOWERS BLOOMING AT ONCE. YOU ARE THE FLAVOR OF SUNSET. YOU ARE PERFECT LIKE THE STARS THAT WATCH OVER ME IN THE NIGHT SKY OF WINTER....IT'S THE MEMORIES OF YOU THAT KEEP ME WARM AT NIGHT, YOU WERE MY ONLY LOVE AND NOW THAT YOUR GONE.......WE ALL MISS YOU

If you've gotten this far, congrats...don't ask to add me WITHOUT LEAVING A MESSAGE :) Don't ask to exchange dirty pics or any other sexual message you will get ignored.

Music:

.. Ramones, Led Zeppelin, Deftones, Morchebba, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Rustic Overtones, Portishead, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, The Killers, Nirvana, Jimmy Eat World, Ben Folds, Sneaker Pimps, Howie Day, Guster, John Coltrane, U2, The Rolling Stones, David Bowie, The Steve Miller Band, Dylan, Nick Cave, The Cure, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, Keane, Coldplay,G Love and The Special Sauce, Beastie Boys, Johnny Lang, Elliot Smith, Janis Joplin, Fisher North, The Roots, Bob Marley, Air,Guns and Roses, Pink Floyd, Morphine, Films For Radio, Jill Scott, ACDC, Beatles, Alice in Chains, The Allman Brothers, Barenaked Ladies, Beck, Jeff Buckley, Bjork, The Black Crowes, The Cars, Crytsal Method, Chemical Brothers, Joe Cocker, Dnady Warhols, Cream, Marshall Crenshaw, Nick Drake, Prince, N.E.R.D., The Kills, Weezer, Common, Jem, Cafe del MAr, Black Eye Peas, Muddy Waters, Johnny Cash, Fall Out Boys, The Flaming Lips, Fiona Apple, Postal Service, Tool, Pat Mcgee Band, Foo Fighters, Andrew Bird, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Erasure, Velvet Revolver, Tenacious D, Snow Patrol, Madonna, James Blunt, Damien Rice, Train, Bob Marley, Bob Dylan, GArbage, Audioslave, The white stripes, Tom Petty, Beta Band, Duran Duran, Gorillaz, M.O.E, Amanda Ghost, Beth Hart, Poe, Tonic, 30 seconds from MArs, The Clash, Lenny Kravitz, Sade and much more.....

Movies:

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,Resovoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction,Buffalo 66,Swimming with Sharks, Office Space, Usual Suspects, American Beauty, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Casino, Empire Records, Blue Crush, Monster's Ball, A Beautiful Mind, Mullholland Drive, American History X, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Good Will Hunting, Suicide Kings, Swingers, Boiler Room, Fight Club, Closer, Platton, Good Fellas, American Pie, Do the Right Thing, Bourne Identity, Vanilla Sky, Almost Famous, Dazed and Confused, Midnight Run, Requiem for A Dream, Pi, Fargo, Basic Instinct, Memento, Six Degrees of Seperation, Smoke, True Romance, Road Trip, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Trainspotting, Blow, Basketball Diaries, Taxi Driver, The Professional, Braveheart, Fatal Attraction, Natural Born Killers, High Fidelity, Sidewalk of New York, She's the One, This Boy's Life, Meet the PArents, Wallstreet, Chocolate, Matrix, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Seven, Sixteen Candles, Breakfast at Tiffany's, All about Eve, Breakfast Club, Less than Zero, Singles, Reality Bites, Single White Female, Tombstone, The Money Pit, Cocktail, The War of the Roses, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Crash, Monster, Match Point, Sideways, Kill Bill, Catch me if You can, Eternal sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Finding Nemo, HArold and Kumar go to White Castle, War of the Roses, Way of the Gun, Shakespeare in Love, School of Rock, Being John Malkovich, Pieces of April, 13, 12 monkeys, HAckers, Kids, Snatch, Traffic, Bronx Tale, Talented Mr. Ripley, Royal Tenenbuams, Fletch, Sling Blade, Monster Ball, Gia, Saved, Small Time Crooks, Annie Hall

Television:

T.V. is toxic, it's all reality shows

Books:

ON THE ROAD, 48 LAWS OF POWER, YOU ARE BEING LIED TO, THE HOUSE OF LEAVES, CATCH-22, THE CAT'S CRADLE, WHERE THE SIDEWALK ENDS, BRAVE NEW WORLD, NAKED LUNCH, WILD BOYS, LITTLE WOMEN, BELL JAR, I KNOW WHY THE CAGED BIRD SINGS, BEOWULF, WAITING FOR GODOT, SONGS OF INNOCENCE, OUT OF AFRICA, HEART OF DARKNESS, THE CATCHER AND THE RYE, JANE EYRE, WUTHERING HEIGHTS, CHINESE TAKE-OUT, MY SERVERAL WORLDS, ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOOS NEST, A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, 1985, KINGDOM OF THE WICKED, JUNKIE, THE TICKET THAT EXPLODED, NOVA EXPRESS, QUEER, CITIES OF THE RED NIGHT, LIFE'S A DREAM, THE OUTSIDER, RUMBLE FISH, A TREE OF NIGHT, ALICE IN WONDERLAND, THE LIGHT IN THE ATTIC, GREEN EGGS AND HAM, THE CANTERBURY TALES, BEAUTIFUL LOSERS, THE VAGABOND, THE LION AND WITCH AND THE WARDROBE, THE LORD OF THE RINGS, THE HOBBIT, TROPIC OF CANCER, A TALE OF TWO CITIES, GREAT EXPECTATIONS, DRY, SELLEVISION, RUNNING WITH SCISSORS, PRIMARY COLORS, NORM CHOMSKY, THE COUNT OF MONTE CRISTO, THE DOUBLE, MADAME BOVARY, THE APPLE TREE, THE WALL, THE WASTE LAND, ELECTRA, THE GREAT GATSBY, THE BEAUTIFUL AND THE DAMNED, A PASSAGE TO INDIA, THE UNBEARABLE LIGHTNESS OF BEING, THE JOKER, HOWL, KING OF MAY, THE HUMAN FACTOR, THE SCARLET LETTER, THE HOUSE OF THE SEVEN GABLE, TURN OF THE SCREW, A FAREWELL TO ARMS, FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS FOR, ULYSSES, METAMORPHOSIS, THE DHARMA BLUES, BOOK OF DREAMS, ILLUMINATIONS, DESOLATION ANGELS, THE SUBTERRANEANS, BIG SUR, SOMETIMES A GREAT NOTION, DEMON BOX, LIFE IS ELSEWHERE, THE ELECTRIC KOOL-AID ACID, THE BONFIRE OF THE VANTIES, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, SONGS OF THE DOOMED, HELL'S ANGELS, FERA OF DREAMING, THE BEACH, THE FIRST THIRD, AMERICAN PHYCHO, RULES OF ATTRACTION, LESS THAN ZERO, VISIONS OF CODY, THE ART OF WAR, GUNS, GERMS AND STEEL AND THE LIST GOES ON...

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