KICKS

i'm a chicken-legged skinny guy that parties all the time and doesn't take anything seriously.
i play bass in The Briefs and The Cute Lepers and drums with strap straps.
i'm a simple guy...as simple as it gets.

i am always thinking about sex.
different positions, threesomes, different objects to put in different places...
i hate the word nugget.
i can't stand it when people say "bless you" after you sneeze.
i speak French but nobody in America speaks French.
i like riding Josh's gt performer bike around seattle, trying not to get hit by shitty drivers.
i've taken many beatings and i'm good at it.
i can't stand it when you walk into a fast-food place and the cashier asks if you're ready to order and you're in the back still staring at the overhead menu....when i'm ready i'll walk up to the front, look you in the eyes and tell you!!!

i always want to drink and party all the time, every day.