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Shaydes.

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I've never met someone who plays the guitar that I haven't liked. Except Chris Ahern.
I'm also really awkward, ask anyone.
Hint: I'm the witty and charming one.
Haydens are quite possibly the best people to ever exist.
Oh and hey, guess what? I can categorically say that I have absolutely no interest in your shitty rap demos and allegedly "inspired" beats. What could possibly lead you to believe that I'm a part of the Chicago gangsta scene?

My Interests

movies, filmmaking, writing, garage sales, air quotes, meta text, postmodernism, hegemony, other film theories that i still don't grasp.

I'd like to meet:

My real parents. Although my fake ones are pretty okay.

Music:

regina spektor, ari hest, third eye blind, david bowie, elliott smith, ben kweller, ben folds (five), the arcade fire, fall out boy (secretly), all american rejects, broken social scene, straylight run, jack johnson, queen, presidents of the united states of america, foo fighters, john mayer, killian (word, a-hern), tristan and the invariable constants (word, jason), counting crows, deathcab for cutie, le tigre, muse, kevin devine, pablo, the coco-b's, sometimes dashboard when i'm feeling particularly heartbroken

Movies:

Wet Hot American Summer, The Shawshank Redemption, Sixteen Candles, Empire Records, Heavyweights, Can't Hardly Wait, Stand by Me, Zoolander, Newsies, The Breakfast Club, Shakespeare in Love, Hook, Cool Hand Luke, Big Fish, Office Space, Mad About Mambo, Bubble Boy, The Goonies, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, What's Wrong With Gilbert Grape?, Little Women, Lords of Dogtown, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Boxing Helena, Fat Albert, Dodgeball

Television:

Freaks and Geeks, Undeclared, Real World, Road Rules, Real World/Road Rules Challenge, Wife Swap, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Salute Your Shorts, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Degrassi: The Next Generation, Grey's Anatomy, Law and Order when Pat's around

Books:

A Confederacy of Dunces, Wuthering Heights, Where the Sidewalk Ends, Sideways Stories from Wayside School, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, As I Lay Dying, Invisible Monsters, Hollywood Babylon, The Day of the Locust, Harry Potter, Catch 22, Wuthering Heights, pretty much any word or phrase penned by Chuck Palahniuk or David Sedaris

Heroes:

The employees at the Taco Bell on Route 10 in Roxbury, New Jersey.