I'm Alicia.
I'm Italian and Iranian, and therefore I have a horrible temper. Deal with it. I sleep with a stuffed animal named Pinky. I listen to Led Zeppelin. A lot. I straighten my hair and cook quite frequently. My friends and loved ones often refer to me as "Guinnea Brat." I drink more iced coffee on a daily basis than any human really should. I'm terrified of wild turkeys and objects being thrown at me. I tend to crush on older men. Oops.
I ate Miracle Grow when I was 5.
I love to drink red wine and wear fancy clothes. I like using unnecessarily large vocabulary words in conversation.
Some people like to call me "mammalicia" because I walk around cleaning/ cooking/ sewing/ solving the world's problems. I like being in my house more than I like most people. I think Neosporin can cure anything.
Just for the record, I am going to be one hell of a fantastic housewife.
I go down the shore all of the time. My favorite activities include stretching, smelling perfumes, and watching guys shave in the morning. I blast the Rocky theme song when I'm getting ready to go out for the night. I play pacman instead of writing papers for school. Oh yeah, I do that school thing sometimes. At Rutgers.
Honestly, if it were up to me, I'd never leave New Jersey.
I have a strange tendency to talk in song titles. I cry at innappropriate times in movies. I'm probably the most chauvinistic woman you will ever meet. I think raspy voices are EXTREMELY hot.
When I grow up, I want to be a Mafia wife. Or Cher in Moonstruck.
Basically, I'm fucking crazy.
But, hey, it looks good on me.
