argentinothauruthhhhhh |
this weekend i saw a 3d imax movie about dinorsaurs. it was narrated by donald sutherland. i never realised just how much he lisps until now... Posted by Sarah on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:24:00 PST |
groundbreaking journalism |
headline of every single paper in nyc today, free, local, international, or otherwise (and i paraphrase): holy SHIT that was a lot of rain the other night!!! did you see that shit??? MAN ... Posted by Sarah on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 07:32:00 PST |
dear tone the pone... |
i just want you to know that i thought of you today.
i was in the middle of a major deletion of extraneous numbers from my cell phone sim card, as it had recently filled up and refused to accept any m... Posted by Sarah on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 06:35:00 PST |
queen bitch |
last night a party of 10 came in to the restaurant and sat at my table. only 6 of the 10 were there at first and i'd gotten word that they'd been major douchebags to our bartender while they wer... Posted by Sarah on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 07:57:00 PST |
variations on a theme |
i keep making the same mistake over and over again. but it always looks different at the time... sigh. Posted by Sarah on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:31:00 PST |
tee. hee. |
you're reading this, aren't you? dork. and for the rest of you at whom the above is not directed: lovely day today. all has been well lately. grandma and aunt safely out of baghdad ... Posted by Sarah on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 01:09:00 PST |
i didn't think it could get any worse... |
but it just started playing celine dion's "i'm the one who wants to love you most". why god? why? Posted by Sarah on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:47:00 PST |
ow. ow ow. owowow. ow. |
oh my god make it stop. the pain make it stop. it's like there are hot knives shooting into my left ear and directly into my brain. ow now they've moved to my right ear. christ... Posted by Sarah on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 11:45:00 PST |
also, a word on scientific method |
dear panini's dave, so named for being the manager of panini's euclid,
when you make claims like "i have a thing for women with curly hair because i've always found that women with curly hair have nic... Posted by Sarah on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:29:00 PST |
i can't believe my dad ordered a pound of meat for breakfast |
never a dull moment in the life of me. not even in cleveland.
where to begin. well, monday was my birthday, so on sunday my co-workers and i were going to meet up after they all got off wo... Posted by Sarah on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:22:00 PST |