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Jesse

When it looks like inflation's sunk your two cents to the dirt it just means you don't have to buy i

About Me

I didn't bring my redeeming qualities with me today.
Sorry.

According to these test results, I'm an anarchist, an obsessive compulsive and I'm not kewl enuff 2 b n this person's clique.
You scored as Anarchism.
Anarchism


100%

Democrat


83%

Communism


67%

Green


58%

Socialist


50%

Fascism


33%

Republican


25%

Nazi


8%
What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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You scored as Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. Congratulations! You are obsessive-compulsive! You know nothing curbs images of mutilating your mother like a good counting/checking/washing ritual... wait, DID you forget to turn off the stove???
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder


50%

Unipolar Depression


42%

Antisocial Personality Disorder


8%

Borderline Personality Disorder


8%

Eating Disorders


8%

Schizophrenia


0%
Which mental disorder do you have?
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You scored as u wish, im so better then u. Like u couldnt ever ever hang out with my clique we r so much cuter n cooler then u..
u wish, im so better then u


45%

u could totally fit in wit me and my clique


5%
Could u b in my clique?
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The Picto-Personality Test
You are a person who is very ambitious, and constantly thinking of ways to further your own goals.
When alone, you like to spend your time doing something that will better yourself.
You are romantic, and when you are with your partner you like to woo them with your imagination.
In the future you will be happy and live richly.
Take this Test at QuizGalaxy.com
You fit in with:
Humanism
Your ideals mostly resemble that of a Humanist. Although you do not have a lot of faith, you are devoted to making this world better, in the short time that you have to live. Humanists do not generally believe in an afterlife, and therefore, are committed to making the world a better place for themselves and future generations.
20% spiritual.
60% reason-oriented.
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You May Be a Bit Antisocial ...
Antisocial? That may be a bit of an understatement.You think rules are meant to be broken - and with gusto!Having no fear, you don't even think about consequences.But people love you anyway... you've got a boatload of charm. What Personality Disorder Are You?Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% The Flash 75% Spider-Man 70% Hulk 65% Superman 60% Iron Man 60% Batman 55% Supergirl 55% Catwoman 55% Wonder Woman 45% Robin 35% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
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Your Political Profile:
Overall: 40% Conservative, 60% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?

My Interests

Marco Polo (the game, not the man), tax evasion and grape nuts.

I'd like to meet:

Fred Ward, in character as Remo Williams.

.....So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.Now here's a game to waste time on.
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Which Trainspotting Character Are You?Watch this movie.
Get this video and more at MySpace.com Oh, and whatever you do, don't marry this guy right here.

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Music:

The vulgar exclamations of both the Tourettes Guy and William Shatner on PCP dubbed over bad 80s techno music.

Movies:

That'd be like asking a dog to name its favorite meal.

Television:

I don't recall ever having made a friend on the basis of what television shows we watch. Some of my favorite people in the world watch the dumbest shows I've ever seen.

Books:

Far be it from me to go through a list of every book I've read so as to try to impress anyone.

Heroes:

Ferris Bueller (thanks.)

My Blog

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LAST TEA PARTY Baby makes her party teacups, kettles, bread and grins beside the boombox father gave her when she was just sixteen she tells her guests she's glad to greet them says grace and pours th...
Posted by Jesse on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 05:29:00 PST

ALL? No, ALL!

I can't believe i found this shit. This is gold, my friends. ORO!all-o-gistics.. width="425" height="350">..>just perfect.. width="425" height="350">..>dot.. width="425" height="350">..>postage.. wi...
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:47:00 PST

The Summer of Love --- Part III

Well, I'll be.  We've made it this far along and we're still in one piece.  Things might just be shaping up.  A few more gestures of unconditional affection (oh, what a lovely myth!) th...
Posted by Jesse on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:03:00 PST

The Summer of Love --- Part II

These days of butchery, of which we're in the midst, they're neither the hottest nor the brightest.  They can't be measured by the amount of alcohol we drink.  They cannot be counted by mean...
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 12:34:00 PST

The Summer of Love --- Part I

It's the summer of love, ladies and gents.  Let us rejoice, if not for the numbing ache, then for the antifireworkial implosion of the self, the collective and the nothing.  Those of us atte...
Posted by Jesse on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 05:46:00 PST

QUESTIONNAIRE

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:07:00 PST

Good Comeback

This is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military in...
Posted by Jesse on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST