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Ed, Satyr of Mind Bullets & Chi Kill

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire

About Me




Which Family Guy character are you?
Quagmire
You love to have company with the ladies. You also would never let a large, powerful boyfriend get in your way.

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Brought to you by YouThink.com quizzes and personality tests.I am a god in human form.
I am honor and evil in one.
I am a conduit through which the energy of music flows.
I play acoustic and electric VIOLA utilizing just about the entire gauntlet of musical styles. It's part of the magic in my blood, so I let it flow through my fingers (and the rest of me ;). I've played in many orchestras (mostly student) and chamber music groups (quartets and the like), and was also in an improv rock band (playing amplified viola) for about a year and a half, and am currently looking to get back on stage by sometime this summer. I’m also pretty good with all other stringed instruments, as well as keyboards and voice. (Do Re Meeeeeetaaaaaaal!).
Right now I am back at FIU finishing a degree in Music Technology and Composition, which is working out veeery nicely. I used to also major in Viola Performance, but for several reasons, decided to focus on the other fields of study.
For a while, I was an aspiring (non-video, for now) game designer, but due to time constraints, I've had to put that on hold. (CCG, Board, and maybe eventually RPG, etc...)
I like dancing (at clubs) and am very good at it.
I also like sex and am very good at it. ;)
In general, I am focused, entertaining, eccentric, and can be pretty flirtatious. I am a highly intuitive, instinctual, and primal creature, yet I enjoy the finer aesthetics in life, like quantum causality and playtime with crazy chicks. But hey, Chappelle said it best: "I'm just a n***a that loves titty."
(well, actually, I'm mostly Irish and Italian) ;)
Oh, and for you musicians out there who are interested, my current setup includes:
-a 5 string fretless Viper Viola (solid body electric) made by Wood Violins, on which I had some hardware modification and functional body alterations done (see pic), and at some point, I'll be purchasing a 6 or 7 string instrument
-the Boss GT-8 Multi-Effects Floor Processor
-a Fender Acoustasonic Junior amp (I need the tweeter of an acoustic amp, or I sound muffled), though I've been thinking of switching to the Carvin AG100D acoustic/multipurpose amp for more power
-and a MacBook Pro 17" fully upgraded, on which I use Max/MSP, CSound, SoundHack, Finale, Digital Performer, and Final Cut

and at some point soon, I will be making my MySpace Music page
Rain: You are the sound of rain. You have two
important sides. There is your strong, powerful
side and your calm, gentle side. Both are very
important. Rain also reflects a bit of darkness
in your personality. It isn't bad, just shows
that along with the good, you also can see bad,
which can come in handy.
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My Interests


Composing and performing music, dancing at clubs, being the cause of women in ecstasy, complex games of strategy, huge natural breasts, the undead, kinky hard core sex, painting 3-dimensional objects, necromancy, science, encouraging debauchery, advancing humanity to a higher level of consciousness (long term goal)

Games
I have decided to add a section, and here seems like a good place to put it. I am adding a list of games that I like, as well as their respective genres (not that I have very much time to play any of them currently, but... ). It is one of my many goals to one day put a new "cool, fun, intellectual" light to the traditional "dorky" gamer image, and I believe here is as good a place as any to start.

Board: Arkham Horror, Descent, War of the Ring, Star Wars: The Queen's Gambit, Twilight Imperium, Puerto Rico, Betrayal at House on the Hill, RoboRally, Risk 2210, Acquire, History of the World, Impeached, Settlers of Catan (though its just not violent enough ;)
Miniatures: Warmachine, Confrontation, Hero Clix, MechWarrior, Horror Clix, Warhammer Fantasy, Warhammer 40K
Collectable Card (CCG): Battlestar Galactica (coming May 06), Legend of the Five Rings (L5R), Warlord, 7th Sea, Vampire: The Eternal Struggle (formerly known as Jyhad... and great, now my page has been red flagged cause I used the "J" word ;), Star Wars (made by Decipher, NOT the one by Wizards), Lord of the Rings, Doomtown, NetRunner, and finally NOT NOT NOT Magic: The Gathering (MTG)... for Magic is to "insert other CCG here" as Atari 2600 is to XBOX 360,
Non-Collectable Card: Gloom, Chez Goth, Munchkin Bites, Pimp: The Backhanding, Set, Battle of the Bands, Grave Robbers from Outer Space, The Great Dalmuti, Lunch Money, Once Upon A Time, Strip Poker (or strip whatever),
Role Playing (RPG): Call of Cthulhu, All Flesh Must Be Eaten, Serenity (movie), Dungeons & Dragons (and yes, most people that play D&D really are dorky assholes, or "Mini-Maxing Little Bitches" as we call them), Star Wars, Legend of the Five Rings (L5R), Warlord (pending its publication), 7th Sea, In Nomine, Vampire: The Masquerade, Werewolf: The Apocolypse, Mage: The Ascension, Wraith: The Oblivion, Changeling: The Dreaming, GURPS, Transhuman Space, Deadlands, the Boss and the Secretary ;)
Classic/Traditional: Go, Chess (but it gets boring reeeaaal fast), How Long Can You Hold Your Breath? ;)
Video: World of Warcraft, Warcraft III, Age of Empires III, Command and Conquer: Generals, Star Wars Battlefront II, Fable: The Lost Chapters, Red Dead Revolver, X-Men Legends, Evil Dead: A Fistfull of Boomstick, Crimson Skies, GTA: Vice City, Tetris, Ms. Pac Man,

Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftagn!

I'd like to meet:



I love women who have the strength to not be constrained by the norms of society. Also, in general, I like strong, confident woman whom are intelligent, wise, sensual, and really know how to move it on the dance floor, as well as other places... ;)
For physical attributes, well, let's just say I like NATURAL attributes. I also have a thing for pale skin and (again natural) red hair.
Also, if you’re at least a little kinky, daring, flirty, experimental, primal, or can hold your breath for a reeeal long time, then you can feel totally secure contacting me. :D
...And finally, solve this riddle, and you’ll be ready to attain an elusive higher level of consciousness: What object comes within a black box within a gold wrapper, and makes women smile?

And, if you're a musician, then those who's physical form is a coalescence of vibrations both harmonious and dissonant (you know who you are). Even more specifically, a Drummer/percussionist/beat composer, a Bassist, 1 to 2 Guitarists, and perhaps a keyboard player. Preferably, at least one of these musicians should be female who can sing (backup as well as lead). I think I'll end up with several projects, the two main ones being: A band to play at clubs (more beat/dance driven) and a band to explore the boundries of music with (and in so doing, proving that there are none... I think). I'll get more detailed on this as time goes on.

Music:

... not that I believe in the strict classification of musical styles, but:
Rock & Metal: Frank Zappa, The Mars Volta, Tool, Radiohead, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Tenacious D, David Bowie, Dave Matthews Band, Weezer, Tori Amos, Sarah McLachlan, Sting and The Police, Faith No More, Pearl Jam, Prince, Elvis (and his pelvis), N*E*R*D, Johnny Cash, The Bloodhound Gang, The Who, The Doors, Danzig, Garbage, R.E.M., Rolling Stones, U2, Primus (they suck ;), Soundgarden, Annie Lennox, Sex Pistols, Slayer, Guns n' Roses, Motorhead, Metallica (up to the Black Album), Body Count (Ice-T's Metal Band), Van Halen, Skid Row, Nightwish, Queen, The B 52's, Dream Theater, Foo Fighters, Neil Young, Peter Gabriel, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Queensryche, Rob Zombie, Rush, Bruce Springsteen, Nick Cave, System of a Down, Weird Al Yankovic, Piddie Korn/Famous Johnson (local, disbanded),
Goth, Industrial, Retro, & Club... you know, dancin' stuff: She Wants Revenge, Depeche Mode, The Cure, NIN, Lords of Acid, Billy Idol, New Order, Joy Division, VNV Nation, Apoptygma Berzerk, Peter Murphy, Flock of Seagulls, Lacuna Coil, Bauhaus, Marilyn Manson (mostly for his cover songs), The Sisters Of Mercy, Type O Negative, Alien Sex Fiend, Funker Vogt, Front 242, Icon Of Coil, S.P.O.C.K., Ah-Ha, Siouxsie and the Banshees, and plenty of other groups that I love dancing to but always forget their names,
Blues: Stevie Ray Vaughn, Howlin Wolf, George Thorogood and the Destroyers,
Hip-Hop, R&B, Soul, & Funk: Outkast, Beastie Boys, Black Eyed Peas, The Roots, James Brown, Ray Charles, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, Dr. Dre, Busta Rhymes (early), LL Cool J, Mystikal, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Missy Elliot, Sade, Sir-Mix-A-Lot,
Baroque, Classical, & Romantic: The Miami String Quartet, Mozart, Haydn, Beethoven, Bach, Handel, Scarlatti, Monteverdi, Vivaldi, Sweelinch, Tchaikovsky, Barber, Dvorak, Brahms, Puccini, Schumann, Strauss, Verdi, Wagner, Orff, Chopin,
Film & T.V. Scorers: Richard Gibbs, John Williams, Howard Shore, Hans Zimmer, Clint Mansell, Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Danny Elfman, Wojciech Kilar, Ennio Morricone, Joss Whedon, David Newman, Dario Marianelli, Jerry Goldsmith, Jeff Danna, Akira Yamaoka,
Jazz: not sure yet,
Producers I'd like to meet and/or work with one day: Pharrell Williams (and The Neptunes), Trent Reznor, Flood, Timbaland, Rick Rubin, Brian Eno, Steve Lillywhite, the guys from Garbage, and many many more...
In General: almost everything,...... and now, a music video:

Lords of Acid - Gimme Gimme

This fuckin ROCKS!

What did you say?

Movies:

Music related: The Pick of Destiny, Black Snake Moan (it's allll about the blues... muthafucka!), The Red Violin, Amadeus, Immortal Beloved, Purple Rain, The Doors, Walk the Line, Ray, Rock Star, This is Spinal Tap, School of Rock, 8 Mile, Airheads,
Super Hero: Batman Begins, V for Vendetta, The Specials, Unbreakable, Orgazmo!, Hulk, Spiderman 1 & 2, Hellboy, Mystery Men, Blade Trilogy, X-Men Trilogy,
Sci-Fi: Serenity, Equilibrium, Minority Report, The Fifth Element, Star Wars II-VI, Aliens Quadrilogy, Pitch Black, The Chronicles of Riddick, Back to the Future Trilogy, I Robot, A.I.: Artificial Intelligence, 12 Monkeys, The Matrix Trilogy (despite "Mr. Whoa"), Pleasantville, 3.14...,
Fantasy: The Lord of the Rings, MirrorMask, Labyrinth, The Princess Bride, Legend, The Dark Crystal, Time Bandits, Ladyhawke, Harry Potter series, Edward Scissorhands,
Horror (and things with "monsters" and stuff): Night Watch, Pirates of the Caribbean Trilogy, John Carpenter's The Thing, Cabin Fever, Monster Squad, House I & II, The Ninth Gate, Waxwork I & II, Soulkeeper,
Extra-Dimentional Demon Type Elder Slumbering Ancient God Things (Mythos): In the Mouth of Madness,
Lycanthrope: Wolf, The Howling, Ginger Snaps, An American Werewolf In London, An American Werewolf In Paris, Dog Soldiers,
Blood Sucker: The Lost Boys, John Carpenter's Vampires, Interview with the Vampire, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Near Dark,
Zombie: 28 Days Later, Resident Evil, Return of the Living Dead 3, Virus, The Serpent and the Rainbow,
Spectral: Ghostbusters I & II, Thir13en Ghosts, House on Haunted Hill
Psychos, weeeeee!: the Hannibal Lector trilogy, American Psycho,
Comedy: Superbad, Borat, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Snakes on a Plane... Mutha Fucka!, Evil Dead series, Bubba Ho-Tep, The Frighteners, Shaun of the Dead, Office Space, Freddy Got Fingered, Porn & Chicken, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, House 2: The Second Story, Tromeo & Juliet, The Goonies, Kevin Smith Films especially Clerks 2's "Ass to mouth", Spaceballs,
Learnin': Thank You For Smoking, Fahrenheit 9/11, Super Size Me,
General: Porn, Donnie Darko, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Fight Club, Kinsey, The Last Samurai, Romeo + Juliet, King Kong, A Beautiful Mind,...... and now, a movie clip:
Superbad - Trailer

Television:

Music related: Metalocalypse, VH1 Behind the Music, Gene Simmons' Rock School,
Sci-Fi: Battlestar Galactica, Firefly, The Secret Adventures of Jules Verne, Red Dwarf, Star Trek TNG and DS9 (no, I am not a Trekkie dork, but Klingons rule!), Seven Days, Farscape, Sliders,
Horror (and things with "monsters" and stuff): Buffy the Vampire Slayer,
Comedy: Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Tripping the Rift, Family Guy, Adult Swim, Southpark, Chappelle's Show, LEXX, Monty Python's Flying Circus,
Learnin': History Channel, Inside the Actor's Studio, The Daily Show, Pinky and The Brain,
General: Howard Stern,...... and now, a television clip:

ATHF - Commercial

Books:

Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man in Showbiz, The Dark Knight Returns, Kingdom Come, Watchmen, Tonal Harmony, The Development of Western Music, General Scientific topics, How to Build a Time Machine, Warlord RPG (if it ever comes out), Sci-Fi and Fantasy

Heroes:

Quagmire from Family Guy, Batman, Spike from Buffy, V, Jayne Cobb from Firefly/Serenity, Animal from The Muppets, Dr. Alfred Kinsey, Amok from The Specials, Big Tim from Requiem for a Dream, President Bill Clinton, Benjamin Sisko from DS9, Ron Jeremy, Ash from Evil Dead, Tracy Lords, The Brain (& Pinky too), Gene Simmons, Peter Pan, Porthos of the Three Musketteers, Jay as in Jay and Silent Bob ("boo boo kitty fuck"), Dr. Evil, Rick James, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, Frank Zappa + Dee Snider + John Denver for standing up for our right of free speech in music!

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Check out this event: Music Technology Senior Recital

Hosted By: Edward ShannonWhen: Friday Apr 04, 2008 at 7:00 PMWhere: FIU School of Music - Instrumental Hall (PAC 157)11200 SW 8th StMiami, Florida|10 33199United StatesDescription:Edward Shannon Click...
Posted by Ed, Satyr of Mind Bullets & Chi Kill on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 03:46:00 PST

Looooooooooooove! :D

I love my girl!
Posted by Ed, Satyr of Mind Bullets & Chi Kill on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 09:30:00 PST

Addendum, Best WEEKEND EVER!

...... and then Saturday I went to the fetish party and ____ ___ with a ______ of ______, and then went to someone’s house and got my ____ _______ by this totally awesome chick, and then I pushe...
Posted by Ed, Satyr of Mind Bullets & Chi Kill on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:10:00 PST

Last night was the best night EVER!

I went to the ________ club and ___ many many ____, I also ____ many many _______, I had my ____ ______ by _ ____, I ___ _ ______, I ______ _ ______ and didn't even know _ of their ______, and I tota...
Posted by Ed, Satyr of Mind Bullets & Chi Kill on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 02:39:00 PST

To you gamers out there, Gary Gygax ascends...

To you gamers out there, Gary Gygax (co-creator of Dungeons & Dragons) moved on to the outer realms yesterday. Let's all have an extra one at the inn in his honor.
Posted by Ed, Satyr of Mind Bullets & Chi Kill on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:34:00 PST

and the answer is... "All of it." :D

Guess what and where the question was?
Posted by Ed, Satyr of Mind Bullets & Chi Kill on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:22:00 PST

YES!, Again!

Oh HELL yes! :D :D
Posted by Ed, Satyr of Mind Bullets & Chi Kill on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:57:00 PST

YES!

Mmmmmmmmm! :D
Posted by Ed, Satyr of Mind Bullets & Chi Kill on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 10:51:00 PST

Super Smily!

I just did the coolest most awesomest thing I have ever done thanks to and with the coolest most awesomest chick! I am so happy!I spent really great quality time with this most amazing chick, and now ...
Posted by Ed, Satyr of Mind Bullets & Chi Kill on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 08:39:00 PST

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

I feeeeeel haaaapppppppyyyyyyyy!
Posted by Ed, Satyr of Mind Bullets & Chi Kill on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 06:35:00 PST