Member Since: 5/12/2006
Band Website: grizzlymadams.com
Band Members: Jeremy Adams: Vocals, Guitar - The cute one. Jeremy plays a mean guitar with a major in "wacca-chuwacca". With pipes as powerful as an astronaut toilet, Jer can simultaneously coo like a dove and wail like a newborn. He also has no idea that he is in a band.....Don't tell him.
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Jesse Fisher: Vocals, Keys - The cute one. Jesse talks really loud and never stops(talking). Rumour has it his performances are little more than asking him how his day was and then pushing him in front of a microphone. Jesse wishes he could dance "blacker"(African american) and eat more "greens"(Chicks from Greenland).
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Caleb Moroz: Vocals, Percussion - The cute one. There is nothing Caleb can't drink/throw-up and nothing he can't play/throw-up. Caleb's drumming has been compared to both John Bonham ("Great Drummers Magazine"), and an airplane engine tearing through a flock of birds("Naysayer's Monthly").
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Adam "Pont" Pont: Lead Guitar - The cute one. Pont divides his spare finger time between fiddling around with his guitar and fumbling around with cleverly latched bras. Either putting his philosophy degree to good use(strips of it make fine filters), or shredding a solo like a block of old cheese, Pont is rocking 24/7!(24 minutes a day, 7 good)
S.C.E.N.E. 2007 - Grizzly Madams Interview c/o Game Plan Pros
S.C.E.N.E. 2007 - Grizzly Madams "Put things inside" c/o Game Plan Pros
Influences: Okay, Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention are playing at that club that burns down in the Deep Purple song 'Smoke on the Water' and in the middle of a rousing xylophone solo, Led Zeppelin shows up and it's like, wow, look at all the big names in one place! Long live Rock & Roll! Then a haze of blue-terminator lightening transports them into the middle of the filming of a Beastie Boy video, which for no discernable reason is being directed by Neil Young, the newest member of Devo, who, earlier in the day had been in a minor fender-bender with Tito Puente, who was not paying attention to the road cause he was being fellated by all the members of Iron Maiden at once (well to be completely honest some were playing with his butt and I think a couple were workin his scrot) and ran a red light. Before you know it the cops show up, and you know no one can resist a man in uniform especially the gay-ghost of Freddie Mercury who sings a song about car crashes in such a high-pitched falsetto voice that blood begins to flow from everyones ears, the world, now deaf, begins listening to KC & the Sunshine Band all the time, believing that they are listening to good music. The few non-deaf citizens of planet earth (who at the time of Mercurys testicle bursting solo where stoned out of their minds & listening to Pink Floyd on unnecessarily gigantic headphones) cant take KC, and kill themselves. In Hell, the new citizens attend a Bingo game where the M.C. John Lennon announces "G-32, G-32". AC/DCs Bon Scott and Richard Manuel from The Band, leap up at the same time, can they both have Bingo? Before the verdict is in Lennon begins choking on a piece of beef jerky, which later turns out to be Keith Richards. In all the fuss, no one notices Captain Beefheart make a pass at Bob Dylan (Both visiting hell for the weekend gathering material for upcoming hellish releases) Dylan strings the Captain along for awhile, but at last call, ends up chasing after some demon pussy. Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, Beck is finishing performing a show with the Flaming Lips, for the encore, The Talking Heads join them but are cut short and are almost crushed to death when a chandelier crashes onto the stage, the theatre is rumored to be haunted by the drunk bloated ghost of Jim Morrison, who on a cold night when the moon is full, it is said can be heard yelling from the rafters, "You wouldn't know true poetry if it shit in your bourgeoisie mouths....hey, you guys, check out my cock".....so it is said. On the other side of the globe, David Bowie sits on the toilet reading a year old copy of Vanity Fair, he parses an article about 'terrorism at home' and.........wait, what the fuck was I talking about?...Oh yeah, Grizzly Madams favorite author is probably Chaucer, though Nick, admittedly, has a soft spot for Tolstoy.
Sounds Like: Hey, you can't define us man. That would go against everything we are. It would be like asking what love tastes like or what colour was your last idea. You can't just label everything man................Wait, that doesnt make any sense. Rock, I guess.
Record Label: WHAT label?
Type of Label: None