i hate the internet |
it's cause i'm old. i also hate girls gone wild ads...next pet i buy will understand love..sexually.your pet is your buisness..moving on..can i sex you bird....kidding ........your fish are smoking..... Posted by Hell-Finger on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 10:14:00 PST |
i want to get drunk with YOUR dog. |
the forth of july always reminds me of the first time i met Uncle Sam. it was actually in the same neighborhood i live in now. we were both buying herion at the same house, weird huh? i guess he do... Posted by Hell-Finger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
heart healthy |
today, and i can't brag, cause it wasn't just me. we, that's me and my buddies, had the the devil nachos. i don't know if you guys hve ever done this. lets just say its a trip. you know how when y... Posted by Hell-Finger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
there are so many people just want to laugh at how stupid you sound |
i woke up this morning and to my shock and horror, i discovered, a pool of blood on my bed linens. at first i looked for the horse's head but found nothing. later my mom told me i had just become a ... Posted by Hell-Finger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
it's seven o clock do you know where my pants are? |
tonight....the devil asked me to make him some chilli. i obliged, grudgingly. let me say this, the son of the morning likes it hot. after we ate it...man that was some messy sex. Posted by Hell-Finger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
you dudes like kissin with your pants down? |
look at all my ugly friends. each was made ugly in their own special way by god, who hates them. if you see any of my myspace friends you should kill them. Posted by Hell-Finger on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |