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I put the fun back into fundamentalism and laughter back into sectarian slaughter

About Me

auteur, technocrat, snob, opportunist, fashion fascist, bon vivant, opportunist, leader of COBRA and adversary to all rock music, i endeavor to live life to it's fullest. i am a spendthrift and indulge a bit too much in things that i love - clothes, scooters, muziq, toys, bitches, bling and books. self-admitted metrosexual, yeah i'm not gay. i swear, i just like to smell pretty and look nice. i am multifaceted and need constant mental stimulation and new things to keep me interested and engaged. i have an international criminal record. i get bored easily. commitment is not a four letter word, it is the meat and bread of my life. i play dnd and i don't care if you think it's stupid or geeky. i am way too honest, i'll probably hurt your feelings. i hate you because i love you. i tell half truths and half lies. i'm rarely serious. stagnation is the devil and i try my best to counteract it. i am a child of pop culture, weened on video games. i have an extensive vocabulary sans snobbery (that's a lie) and a bevy of useless facts and fiction. i'll put you in your place, i'll point out your flaws. i'll dish it out, you better return the favor. i am likely the only american you'll meet who has been deported from the UK at 17. oh, and i hate star wars and probably you.want to be my penpal? hit me up on aim at MforMoniker. we'll do brunch.LOVEMYFLASH CODE
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My Interests

laughing at others' misfortune, muziq to the nth degree, toys, irony, sex, legos, film film and more film, politics, sushi, ninjas, art, motorcycles, transformers, boulevard wheat, flat front pants, gravitas, cooking, spelling everything correctly, scooters, pissing in your cheerios, rad jackets, pop rocks, sleding, peeing in the shower, shoes, sarcasm, disk golf, conspicuous consumption, wine and whine, pointing out your flaws, mohammed, little red wagons, argyle socks and dancing in no particular order

I'd like to meet:

russian cosmonauts, the living dead peter sellers, postmodern ninjas, jesus christ (the latter day saints version, not the little baby version) and the lady in redView All Friends | View Blog

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Music:

blip blip, bleeps, dance dance, boom chika boom, booka t booka t, mp3, scratches, hippetyhop, midi, moog and the sound of those 25 cent plastic bubbles from vending machines crushed beneath my foot

Movies:

foreign, chop socky, the strange and the beautiful, wuxia, cartoons, noir, asian underground, pink, chambara and documentaries

Television:

i own one

Books:

nonfiction, tongue-in-cheek, pop-ups, dictionaries, dark humor, medieval warfare, wikipedia, coloring books, encyclopedias, transformer tech specs and stereo instructions - i read a whole lotta shit

Heroes:

dorian gray, vincent gallo and patrick bateman

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