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Poonhauer

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About Me

Not a whole lot to say, went to law school after being a doctor got boring. Now being a lawyer is getting old so I think I'll try astrophysics or aeronautical engineering.Backgrounds from Animation Station

My Interests

Huh? What? I forgot what we were talking about....Got distracted....by boobs....

I'd like to meet:

An opinionless giver of knowledgeBackgrounds from Animation Station

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Yardbirds, The Animals, Hendrix, Cream, Dylan, Gang of Four, Stones, Bo Diddley, Louis Armstrong, The Cure, Stanley Clark, Stray Cats, STP, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Sublime, Johnny Cash, Rage, Pearl Jam, Spoon, The Hives, The White Stripes, The Strokes, Alkaline Trio, Snot, Rancid, AFI (old stuff),Ween, Kings of Leon, Kyuss, Modest Mouse, Iggy and the Stooges, Eagles of Death Metal, The Sights, The Features, The Zutons, Queens of the Stone Age, Death From Above 1979,Velvet Underground, Chuck Berry, The Horrors,Chevelle, Anything Ted Leo related, Beck, Raveonettes, Mars Volta, Vertical Richards, Mazzy Star, Interpol, Black Keyes,The Buzzards, Bowie, The Come Ons, Living End, Anything Frank Black Related, Primus, Postal Service, Tool, Cake, NIN, Anything Neil Young Related, Misfits, 311, Weezer, Bad Religion, Helmet, The Cramps, Death Cab For Cutie, Les Savvy Fav, The Sex Pistols, Stanford Prison Experiment, Green Day, The Buzzcocks, Dropkick Murphys, Suicide Machines, Operation Ivy, R.E.M., Clinic, Dead Kennedys,Wilco, Less Than Jake, At The Drive In, The Impossibles, Pink Floyd, Blink 182, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Portishead, Elvis Costello, Outkast, Link 80, Local H, Franz Ferdinand, Wu Tang, KO and The Knockouts, Libertines, The Hentchmen, Tribe Called Quest, Kaiser Cheifs, Hot Hot Heat, Roy Orbison, Aphex Twin, Radiohead

Movies:

American Psycho, Bottle Rocket, Orgazmo, Way of The Gun, Any Star Wars Movies, Fight Club, Kids, Sid and Nancy, True Romance, Life Aquatic With Steve Zissou, The Big Lebowski, Goodfellas, Taxi Driver, Fear of a Black Hat, Sin City, Walk The Line, Fletch, 300, Dusk till Dawn, Pulp Fiction, Man Bites Dog (thanks Andrew!), VideoDrome, The Prestige,

Television:

Is very Nurturing

Books:

On the Road (Kerouac), The Hammer and The Cross Trilogy (Harry Harrison), Hot Springs(Stephen Hunter), The Hot Zone, The Catcher in The Rye (J.D. Salinger), Stuka Pilot (Hans Ulrich Rudel) American Psycho (Bret Easton Ellis) Pale Horse Coming (Stephen Hunter) Invisible Monsters (Chuck Palahniuk)

Heroes:

Emo kids who aren't afraid to cry goddammit!

My Blog

Hacky Sack Rules (Circa 1908)

Rule # 1: Always expect the nut shot. Rule # 2: I would rather see all of our feet go in for a missed shot, than none of our feet go in for a missed shot Rule # 3: The Carolina Crossover is not in any...
Posted by Poonhauer on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 11:06:00 PST

Battle Axe

Shine in the Wind Glare in the face Disembowel the meak Who's shield can't embrace   Widowmaker once called Conquerer once Graced A kingdom to rule Bludgeon with Haste   Epitaph's shall hau...
Posted by Poonhauer on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 10:40:00 PST

CRIMSON CAVEMAN

Me want woman...no time me have to mess with mating. Evil beasts....black and yellow come at me from all sides..................ATTACK ME MUST!!!!!!!!!!.......Fast mongrels they is..ME faster!ARG...
Posted by Poonhauer on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 07:39:00 PST

Fuck a Mufuckin Spork

Why did they have to go and call it a spork? It's just as much a fork as it is a spoon, isn't it? So why not call it a foon? When are we going to see the knifoon, or the spife (knife spoon combo). And...
Posted by Poonhauer on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST