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I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

Dogs don't respect me.

My Interests

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Respectful dogs.

My Blog

R.I.P. (But let this also be a warning.}

At approx. 3 p.m. today I was on my way from the family room to the kitchen...Something caught the corner of my eye...It was a mouse.It was less than a foot away,from my foot,and the size of a tator t...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 00:32:00 GMT

THanks Portland!

The best week ever.May have cost me my soul.Some highlights...Space room with the bitches and Meg calling Jaz and asking her to play in the park.Next stop chin-Yen.Getting drunk twice a day.Meg and Al...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 23:55:00 GMT

My foot got A.I.D.S.

In FLA. 300$ and a trip to the E.R. and its starting to feel better. Get your hair done so I can pay off my 3 fucking trips to the hospital this mth.
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 14:54:00 GMT

Again...

Well,I've been sick on and off sence I got here.Its another nice day and I'm watching what a girl wants.Hmmm.Voice is gone so if you want to say hi 'im' me.I'm leaving on Wed. and i'll be back next we...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 13:57:00 GMT

Sad Blog

So I'm leaving portland in one week and one day.This really sucks.I fucking love it here and I love everyone here.When I moved here I never expected to have this much fun and become so close to everyo...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 16:49:00 GMT

Heathrow Airport

So due to my insane fear of flying,I've been collecting any type of pills that I can find for my terrorplane across the pond.Upon arriving @ o'hare I bought a large bottle of Peach Absoulte vodka.Duty...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:16:00 GMT

I did it.

i ended a reservation with "I love you" instead of "thank you"Maybe if I could sleep,I wouldn't do such dumb shit.ANYwhoo.Heres my schdule for anyone that cares.On the 22nd I fly in to Chicago.I will ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:06:00 GMT

solongtothehoildays

mefuckedpillsweedwinechamperschinyenyenvodkathissongiskillin gme
Posted by on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:12:00 GMT

Stoned+Grocery store+Enya=anxiety

I was gonna make a carrot cake and went up to the lady in produce to ask for "shredded"carrots~but thought that "shredded"was the wrong word for it.So i'm all "Do you know where the..."And just starre...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 14:02:00 GMT

I think I'm funny but don't know why I have any friends.

I have no memory of this but I guess i danced around in my hoodie,jean jacket, high tops and g-string untill I fell against a brick wall and my forehead bleed all over the place.This was all at 7 pm.I...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 16:18:00 GMT