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Jayne Edwards

Oh, never mind the hows, and the whys and the do-you-mind-if-i-donts

About Me

My Name Is Jayne. i like to do stand up.
I live in central Manchester, and am getting ready to move out of my flat into a big student "young ones" style house.
Originally from Rhyl.
I'm a real comedy Geek.
Love writing comedy. can't wait to go to Edinburgh Fringe with Mike.
Mike is the wife. he is very funny and puts up with me and my robot dancing. Can't wait to lock him in a room and feed him KFC continually.
Doing English at Manchester.
Realy hate the General public.
Love Wine!
My perfect Sunday is an empty flat.
I enjoy getting drunk and trying to get into my pillow cases.
When i watch Jeremy Kyle, i do all the voices.
jayne xxx
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My Interests

stand up writing comedy art performing fashion working? friends
Comedians...
Rik Mayall
Adrain Edmundson
Dawn French
Bill Bailey
Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer
Stephen Fry
Hugh Laurie
Jessica Stephenson
Simon Pegg
Adam Bloom
Woody Alan
Groucho Marx
Spike Milligan
Dylan Moran
Marcus Bridgstock
Jimmy Carr
Reece Shearsmith
Ricky Gervais
Mitchel and Webb
Mark Gatiss
Julia Davis
Rich Hall
Lucy Porter
Mandy Knight
Alexei Sayle
Armando Iannuci

I'd like to meet:

Julia Davis
Reece Shearsmith
Rik Mayall
Ade Edmundson
Dawn French
Simon Pegg
Jessica Stevenson

Jaynie..'s Bits and Bob...
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Music:


Squeeze
Blondie
Kings of Leon
Ok Go
i like this and that.

Movies:

heavenly creatures
the rocky horror picture show
guest house paridiso
who's afraid of virginia wolf
sleepy hollow
riding in cars with boys
waynes world I+II
midsummer nights dream
lawn dogs
confesions of a dangerous mind
little shop of horrors (film noir)
purple rain
the usual suspects
from hell
james the first
trainspotting
lord of the flies
ferris buellers day off
gangs of new york
cannibal! the musical
fight club
the shining
full metal jacket
ghost world
american physco 2 and of course 1
i am sam
the lonley guy
pee-wee's big adventure
helter skelter
seven
carrie
poodie tang
being john malkovitch
the mandelin sisters
funny bones
kill bill
airheads

Television:

blackadder
bottom
sex and the ctiy
the world stands up
the comedy store
father ted
peep show
have i got news for you
my life in film
ab fab
'allo 'allo
black books
alan partridge
the smoknig room
pheonix nights
gimme gimme gimme
the young ones
QI
french and sunders
wild west
league of gentlemen
help
nighty night
wife swap

Books:

Crime and punishmentBR /> jane eyre
little women
catcher in the rye
the essensial spike milligan
dave gorman's googlewack adventure
Chekhov- Three Sisters.
my cat hates you
Danny Wallace- Yes Man
Spike, an intimate memoir
how to walk in high heels
bigger than christ, better than hitler
american psycho
1984

Heroes:

Carrie Bradshaw Debbie Harry Julia Davis Marilyn Monroe Buster Keaton Camilla Morton

My Blog

unfinshed final thought....

"no ball or mind games" so. one week to go. one more week in rhyl. am i nice or am i nasty? probably best go for nice as im acctaully back at christmas. and i dont fancy coming back to find my window...
Posted by Jayne Edwards on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:08:00 PST

My Scary Nightmare, with Tom Hanks and Bad Spelling.....

its twenty past 3 in the morning on a saturday night. im not drunk, tired, or wearing my best shoes. at one o clock this morning, i woke up after having one of the worst nightmares in the world ever. ...
Posted by Jayne Edwards on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 08:11:00 PST

Grandad Eddie....

"ill come and push you on the swing," my grandad was sitting in his chair after a roast dinner, and i was standing over him, pulling gently on his sleeve and jumping up and down, "ill come and push yo...
Posted by Jayne Edwards on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:12:00 PST

Break it back in......

and then i thought, "no, i look too good in them.." buying pants is a hard, drawn out, life draining process. especailly for real women, with real thighs. so when a lady finds a pair of pants that do...
Posted by Jayne Edwards on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 01:58:00 PST

view of old........people........

my mum often says to me that i am too hard on people. not to people i know, not to people in general, but some people just need to be discussed in greater detail. im walking home from work, in the po...
Posted by Jayne Edwards on Sun, 13 May 2007 01:25:00 PST

sloppy cardigan......

well its monday. and last week nearly turned into the worst week of my life. so im starting this one doing my fashion homework early and revising my english. was in the dentist for two seconds this m...
Posted by Jayne Edwards on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:00:00 PST

Some People Shouldn't be Allowed to Drive.........

today, i had a near death experience. well i say near death...if i explain you can make up your own minds, more like a near "crippling" on one of those tiny buses, where theres about ten seats and eve...
Posted by Jayne Edwards on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:12:00 PST

To Do List................

i am so bored, im doing homeowrk, which isnt homework, its just like revision. i have the clothes show on wednesday, but because of how stressed out i feel recently, the whole excitment of it has dis...
Posted by Jayne Edwards on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:49:00 PST

the time me and sophia tryed to sell crack......

hello. well, recently my bestest bestest friend has been my diary. i have to apologise twice for being a nerd now, instead of just the once, as now im writing everything down. everything. seriously, i...
Posted by Jayne Edwards on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:00:00 PST

I Hate How Summer Has Turned Out.........

hello. i am currently in crisis as i have no college clothes bought and sorted, only half my art work done, bad skin, uncoloured bad hair and am very down about having to work full time for no reason....
Posted by Jayne Edwards on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 03:38:00 PST