Its an afro mate..its meant to be big!

"you're the least black, black person ive ever met!"-Jonathan Fisher-Jones

"but you look nice..not gerbilly...if a bit emo"-Gaz Cartledge

"i wouldnt worry, you look hot as"- some girl in the toilets of keys. money. lipstick, when i hadnt actually said anything!
"get a Fern Fern not a Tom Tom!...map master Fern over 'ere"- Joe and Emily talking about my amezin sense of direction!

"I really like your hair. It reminds me of my mate who's in prison..its sexy"- worst chat up line from some weirdo in Joshua Brooks
There's a few quotes for you just so you get to know me a bit better! But, you probably wont!
You May Think 'omg this girl hardly has any comments! What a loser!' Well It's Only Because I Have This Thing Where I Like To Delete Things That Are A Bit Pointless. But Its Mainly Cos I Had A Comment Off The Guy From The Enemy Congratulatin Me On My Drivin Test So I Wanted To Keep It Up There But You Cant Even See It Now Anyway. I Also Do It With Messages On My Phone! Its Kind Of Compulsive!
Wellllll Im Fern (obviously) I Live In Manchester But Im From Wales (bit of a fake welshy as i cant really speak the language). Im At MMU Studying Sociology But Am Only Doing It As It Was Like "well what else am i gonna do?!" Kinda Thing And I Actually Wanna Be Doing Summin Interesting But Now Its A Bit Late So I'll Just Do It Then Travel? (Yes I am aware I sound like a contestant off Blind Date right now)

I Seem To Contradict Myself Quite A Lot Cos I Change My Mind A Lot But I Also Like Chocolate Fingers Very Much!
Music And Friends Are Basically The Most Important Things EVER! I Define These People As Friends Because I Can Act How I Like In Front Of Them Without Worrying Too Much And Cos We're As Thick As Thieves :)

So Thats:
Soph me Fello-ciello- welllll funny, but she may give you a round kick to the face
Gazza C ('No Eyebrows Gaz' they call him)
Kirst- get your coat..ive got a gimp mask with your name on it!
Natty
Dani
Cath
Malibu Jayne
Emily
Ricky
Becca
Louise
Jon- an actual black guy but with white skin
Tom Stanners
Alex
Jenny and Alex
Helen and Emily
ETC
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I Love The Simple Things In Life, Especialy LaugHing! Where Would We Be Without It? Germany I Hear You Say? Wel Maybe But Keep Your Opinions To Yourself Yeah? I Value Politeness Soo Very Much! It Doesnt Take Much! And Good Old Fashioned Romance And Respect For Things! I Love Bright Colours And Crazy Patterns! I Basically Love Anything Crazy..But There's A Line..I Dont Consent To Psycho's Or Violent Behaviour! I love being with people who make me happy and have different values! I cant stand being around people who just follow others all the time! I dislike quite a few things and have strong views on what I like! I dont Like People Treating Others Like They're Dicks If They Dont Deserve It! It Makes You Feel A Bit Shit! I Dont Like Leaving Friends Behind And I Despise Exams! I Get A Bit Too Defensive; Over My Friends At Times As Well, But Its Only 'cos I Love Them! I Also Love Being Nostalgic! Its Awesome! Nothing Mattered When You Were A Kid!
I Have One Request, For People To Be Interesting, Cos Boring Gets You Nowhere, Except With A Load Of More Boring People! Its Not Hard To F'in Work Out!