You Are Ugly Underwear!
Comfortable and soft, more people like you than let on.
But it's very difficult for you to show yourself in public. What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?
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Name: Jess!
Birthday: we're not allowed birthdays in my hoose.
Birthplace: st asaph
Current Location: swively chair with dougal.
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: broon
Height: dunno bout 1cm..
Right Handed or Left Handed: i like to be handcuffed on both hands :D
Your Heritage: milky joe.
The Shoes You Wore Today: slippers but BOOTS!!
Your Weakness: somebody who smokes (i just wanna kiss rowena after shes had a fag), levi arses, jack daniel t shirts, dreadlocks, curly hair.
Your Fears: wet tissue, brother.
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken madras on pizza! imagine the pure loveliness..
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: handcuff vaughan to a traffic light in the middle of town with just a sock.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lmao
Thoughts First Waking Up: "uh."
Your Best Physical Feature: my german tramp hat.
Your Bedtime: elevenish.
Your Most Missed Memory: the way loosee used to touch me under the table in english.
Pepsi or Coke: fat coke.
MacDonalds or Burger King: any dirty burger will do
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton! what kind of twat drinks nestea ice tea?!
Chocolate or Vanilla: both together.
Cappuccino or Coffee: baileys!
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: yes
Do you Sing: yes
Do you Shower Daily: not at all!
Have you Been in Love: of course!i have pictures of hatty plastered all over my walls.
Do you want to get Married: no unless its bill bailey or nick frost or both :)
Do you belive in yourself: yes i can! yes i can!
Do you get Motion Sickness: yeah i almost spewed on jakkis coat in the car once
Do you think you are Attractive: i would lick my feet, everyone would!
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: in a horny way and because its a bit funny when the dogs are scared.
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: calpol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: you what?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: have i hell.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i have some little boys in my attic..
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: minge teasing bastard, yes.
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: kind of. it didn't really count cos it fell on the floor
How do you want to Die: looking at the most amazing levi bum.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: pirate!
What country would you most like to Visit: finland, holland, south africa (fit accents , fit people)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: eyepatch
Favourite Hair Color: beige
Short or Long Hair: afros and dreadlocks
Height: tall
Weight: fat. i love double chins and chubby bums :D
Best Clothing Style: stoner, old punks, tarty old women, old man style, pirate style.
Number of Drugs I have taken: viagra
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: tounge!! and i had my belly button done but it went all pussy n i used to love to pick the crusty bits..
Number of Tattoos: i want bill bailey on my bum. not just in a tattoo.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: becky.
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