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Liberty

RECTUM?! IT nearly KILLED 'EM!

About Me

Hello, I'm a new transplant from New Mexico. Geminii is the zodiac sign. Witty and Smart, or Smart-ass, but smart is smart right? Down to earth, love to laugh, and would really like to live life the way it should be lived. None of this "No Taxation without Resperation" haha, I wanna dance like no one was watching, and sometimes, I wish no one was, and burst into song at any given moment. well I do that already but it would be funny if a group of us would just burst into song and maybe do a song n dance.img src="http://seekcodes.com/images/Funny 8/myspace-graphic-funny052.gif"

My Interests

I like buying lots of jello, pudding you name it, it's a weird quirk I have, every time I go to the store, there's 3 boxes of Jello. I think Bill Cosby brainwashed me. I like to read, but I haven't in so long. Been wanting to return to college to finish my degree and get a respectable job. I'm a dancin' fool.
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I'd like to meet:

Barney Rubble, John Cusack, and funny, witty people who LOVE life and make the most of it. None of that materialistic shit, come on, I could go to the mall for that, some real salt of the earth types, that partake in the simple pleasures. .. .contactTable {width:300px!important; height:150px!important; padding:0px!important; background-image:url

Music:

I'm all about the 80's. Loverboy, Tesla, Metallica, Heart, 8675309 song (jenny), Prince ( he's a sexy mother fucker)Danzig, the Doors, Beatles, Pink Floyd.....Eagles. I tend to go retro. I'm a dancin' fool...

Movies:

Better Off Dead, Trading Places, The Golden Child, Donnie Darko, Clockwork Orange, Coming to America, The Toy (not a porno), Indiana Jones Temple of Doom (monkey brains ahhh get 'em off) Legend, Joe Dirt, Saving Silverman....I could go on forever baby............. Purple Stars myspace layout

Television:

Tom and Jerry, Mork and Mindy, Three's Company, Good Times, Saturday Night Live (old ones), The Muppet Show, Simpsons, Family Guy, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Books:

Anything and everything by Anne Rice. Stephen King, but again, retro, the older books, Walden, The Handmaid's Tale. Olivia. Psychology books. Funny comic books

Heroes:

My uncle back in New Mexico, he's so damn funny. All kinds of shit happened to him and he's still upbeat and laughing. Laugh in the face of adversity, that's how it should be. My daughter Brooke, so smart and independent, she'll rule the world one day....all part of my plan...(evil laugh)

My Blog

The Wet T-shirt Contest

OK, So I can honestly say I've never been in a wet t-shirt contest till tonight. As I sit shivering, nipples like baby carrots, I laugh to myself. It was fun, water was cold, they should pour cold wat...
Posted by Liberty on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 01:06:00 PST

Someone say Margarita?

You Are a Blueberry Margaritahttp://images.blogthings.com/whatflavormargaritaare youquiz/blueberry-margarita.jpg" height="100" width="100">Honestly, there's no one quite like you.  And believe it ...
Posted by Liberty on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 07:37:00 PST