My name is derrick spiker and this is my life story. when i was around age 6 i was married for 2 or 3 years. my job was to taunt sharks with a nerf gun. when i was about 8 i punched a shark in the snout and it came back so i swung again and the shark bit my arm off from the elbow down. i knew my wife would be furious so i didnt tell her and i had the plastic surgeons put another arm on and make it look as realistic as possible so they did. everything was good for a little while until my wife found the $7000 bill. my wife divorced me. i was very upset until i found a friend who was a dolphin and one of my still very good friends Kevin Washam the wild sea turtle rider. one day i was petting the dolphin and i noticed that a shark was eating its tail so i shot at it and missed. i reloaded and looked back but it was too late the shark had eatin the dolphin. ever since i havent been able to go back to an ocean. i am now 15 years old and am in a new relationship with a girl named cooper. she rocks ppls socks off. i play the guitar and piano. i have found a new job which is floating down creeks and havin fun so im good to go. i also made a lot of friends who are just like me such as Evan Eimer the monkey taunter Chris Davis the elephant taunter boomer grass and Kevin Washam the wild sea turtle rider. if you want to talk add my [email protected] ya later
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