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Andrew Buck, The Thoroughbred Of Sin

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About Me

I don't like anything except for a handful of people, my facial hair, wallet chain, and consuming caffeine at an unhealthy rate.
I have a few obsessive habits that were born from a combination of my ego and paranoia.
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My Interests

Taking advantage of unexpected nosebleeds. admiring small white rocks. being a vegetarian. learning. beards (mostly just mine). being an elitist. writing. experimentation. English. the octopus. Parkour. making people laugh. not wasting gas. caffeine. reading. Nick Cave. playing bass. singing and convincing myself I'm getting better at it every single day. That also applies to beat-boxing and dancing. red. synthesizers and effect pedals. not sleeping all day. math. Ellen Page. backs. good hip-hop. spelling. the smell of pipe tobacco. my signature. abstract art and tattoos. pugs and most old dogs. Cthulhu. X-Men. cooking. spooning. arranging things to my liking. warm weather. orchids. finally appreciating nature. spending time with my sister. singing along to mediocre alterna-rock from the 90s. soda.

I'd like to meet:

Things with tentacles
Things with antlers
Things with tentacles and antlers

Music:

Danzig
Samhain
Misfits
Pistol For A Paycheck
Point No Point
Destruction Island
They Promised Us Ponies
Hellgrammite
Return Of The Bison
Himsa
Tool
King Crimson
Death
Violent Femmes
Locust
Cursive
Fishbone
Tad
Temple Of The Dog
Toadies
Melt Banana
Joy Division
Ephel Duath
Muse
At The Drive-In
Mars Volta
Sparta
Smashing Pumpkins
Green River
The Advantage
Circle Takes The Square
Fire When Ready
Fear Before The March Of Flames
Portugal. The Man
Opeth
AFI
Bjork
Son Of Sam
Rites Of Spring
Kill Sadie
Job For A Cowboy's "Doom" EP
Neurosis
The Plot To Blow Up The Eiffel Tower
Gnarls Barkley
Nation of Ulysses
Aphex Twin
Mudhoney
Queen
Cult Of Luna
Liars
Khanate
Queens of The Stone Age
Smiths
City Of Caterpillar
Lifetime
Melvins
Painkiller
Pixies
Pearl Jam
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Converge
Hot Snakes
Spank Rock
Lady Sovereign
Old Man Gloom
Fetus and The Coat Hangers
Sonic Youth
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Pedro The Lion
Isis
Pelican
Minsk
Tusk
Bloc Party
My Dying Bride
The Swans
Unwound
Alkaline Trio
Genghis Tron
Foetus
Kylesa
Quicksand
Hot Hot Heat
Q and Not U
Sawtooth Grin
Bob Dylan
Interpol
Saul Williams
The God Machine
Infidel?/Castro!
Deerhoof
HORSE the band
Of Montreal
Flogging Molly
Akimbo
The Autumns
Regulator Watts
Hot Cross
Planes Mistaken For Stars
Ruby Doe
31 Knots
Portishead
Brand New
Green Jelly
I Hate You When You're Pregnant
Kane Hodder
Rage Against The Machine
Heroin
Iron Maiden
Black Eyes
L7
Botch
Ulver
Young Widows
Hoover
Desaparecidos
Faint
Cake
Radiohead
Gorillaz
Time Of Orchids
Primal Scream
Elvis Costello
Ornette Coleman
Drive Like Jehu
Killing Joke
Tom Waits
Presidents Of The United States Of America
Tears For Fears
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
Circus Contraption
Nile
Xiu Xiu
Fall Of Troy
The Sound Of Animals Fighting
Stephen Lynch
Soundgarden
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Birthday Party
Grinderman
...And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
The Streets
Mother Love Bone
Jesu
Deathspell Omega
Frodus
The White Stripes
Glassjaw
Jawbreaker
Critters Buggin'
Fugazi
Outkast
These Arms Are Snakes
Minus The Bear
Roy
Shellac
Atari Teenage Riot
Bush
Mastodon
Mogwai
Sunn O)))
Earth
Arcade Fire
Hint Hint
Thursday
Gas Huffer
Atmosphere
Darci Cash
Bang Camaro
Refused
Harvey Danger
Mclusky
Type O-Negative
Faith No More
Mr. Bungle
Lovage
Tomahawk
Fantomas
Peeping Tom
Pyramids
Knives In The Attic
A Perfect Circle
Nirvana
Built To Spill
Helmet
Weezer
Dredg
Modest Mouse
The Walkmen
Alice In Chains
Talking Heads
Kayo Dot
Sigur Ros
Screaming Trees
Ima Robot

Movies:

There Will Be Blood, Dogville, Battle Royale, Dancer In The Dark, Breaking The Waves, Happiness, Lost Highway, Storytelling, Saved!, Fight Club, Sin City, The Royal Tenenbaums, Little Children, Me And You And Everyone We Know, Party Monster, Waking Life, Superbad, Enduring Love, 3 Extremes, Amelie, American Psycho, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me, Mulholland Drive, Blue Velvet, Wild At Heart, Taxi Driver, A Clockwork Orange, The Machinist, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Hedwig And The Angry Inch, Bringing Out The Dead, Mean Creek, KIDS, Borat, Little Miss Sunshine, Garden State, The Big Lebowski, Metropolis, both Kill Bills

Television:

Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Standup Comedy, The Twilight Zone, Strangers With Candy, Arrested Development, Stella, The Office, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Wonder Showzen, Scrubs, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, American Dad, Mythbusters

Books:

Wasp Factory, House Of Leaves, Choke, Catch-22, The Stranger, Slaughter House-Five, The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, Still Life With Woodpecker, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, Catcher In The Rye. Other books.

My Blog

Pink Flamingoes

John Waters played a prominent role in a dream I had last night.  He was dressed as a nurse, not in scrubs, but rather in a dress, apron, and cap.There were about 40 other people lined up against...
Posted by Andrew Buck, The Thoroughbred Of Sin on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 02:21:00 PST

Fame, Fortune, Females: whats left?

I'm sure you have already read and picked up the latest copy of The  Weekly Volcano and pored over my interview with Bobble Tiki concerning my band.  You were probably thinking, "Wow!  ...
Posted by Andrew Buck, The Thoroughbred Of Sin on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 05:00:00 PST

17 going on 30 going on 4

The only thing creepier than a moustache is a trenchcoat.
Posted by Andrew Buck, The Thoroughbred Of Sin on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 07:06:00 PST

Haiku

Slanty-eyed KangarooHop hop hop hop hop.Hop hop hop hop hop hop hop.Hop hop hop hop hop.
Posted by Andrew Buck, The Thoroughbred Of Sin on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 06:45:00 PST

Top 10 Things to do in Wyoming

Top 10 things to do while in Wyoming 10) Have sex with your sister 9) Have sex with your brother 8) Watch your kids have sex 7) Light Fireworks 6) Cow tipping 5) Have sex with a cow 4) Light Firework...
Posted by Andrew Buck, The Thoroughbred Of Sin on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 01:42:00 PST

Ballroom dancing and hospital gowns

We'll dance our lives away as the cancer spreads to my brain. Our condition may not make much sense to the doctors, but neither does the fact that we're dying with something that makes us so...
Posted by Andrew Buck, The Thoroughbred Of Sin on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 08:13:00 PST

My teeth are fighting

I've been awake for two days straight, and I think that may be a problem.  I went to Shari's with the Dakota and the Mark and the Kennedy last night and drank some coffee, so that prob...
Posted by Andrew Buck, The Thoroughbred Of Sin on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 01:33:00 PST

Firecrotch

So I wear pants.  Quite often, those pants I'm wearing are a pair of Dickies.  It wasn't until recently that I learned these pants were made to be fire resistant.  I've tested this, an...
Posted by Andrew Buck, The Thoroughbred Of Sin on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 03:07:00 PST

The 112 rules of Hardcore

I made a few corrections and additions, so this whole list is now completely original! 1) Be tough at all times. 2) Never cheer after a show, only clap. 3) Be open minded in a "punch people" kind of w...
Posted by Andrew Buck, The Thoroughbred Of Sin on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 06:04:00 PST

I think I'm going to change my name to Stag...

I mean, it seems fitting...doesn't it?  I think it does.
Posted by Andrew Buck, The Thoroughbred Of Sin on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 04:10:00 PST