Well, I really don't enjoy playing the Label Game...But, If that were the case I guess you could say that I fall into the category of a Visual Artist.My interests include Film Making, Horror Flicks, Trash Cinema, Photography, Processing Film, Making Prints, Prop/Set Designing, Makeup FX, Sculpting, Drawing, Painting, Reading, Graphic Novels, Writing Reviews...Hmmm...What else...OH! Not to mention comparing business cards with yuppies, investigating cartoon crime cases, leading revolutions in Central America, rescuing under-age prostitutes from the possession of older pimps, breaking into mansions owned by deranged couples, getting involved in bowling scams, defending myself from demonic zombies, creating serums that can regenerate life into dead things, tracking down attorneys who have screwed me over, annoying Psychiatrists, searching for "The Big Bad Wolf", spending the night in carnival funhouses, giving therapy to violent mobsters, taking my love interests kids to theme parks, solving mysteries with Phil Moskowitz, riding on magic carpets, playing "Doctor", mowing millionaires lawns for free, enduring bootcamp training under the hands of a sadistic drill instructor, putting military microchips in toys and if you're still reading this long, ridiculous list then go seek help from a Psychotherapist immediately. Applying the gore onto Lukes face during "Extremities". Lighting test for a Film Project. One of the results from the test.The set of the "Novembers Doom" music video.
My Alter ego...
Mike Patton, Mr. Bungle, Fantomas, Faith No More, Tomahawk, GOBLIN, Danny Elfman, Bernard Hermann, Death in Vegas, Prodigy, Primus, Sausage, Pigface, Melvins, Pantera, SLAYER!, GWAR, Carcass, Sepultura, Monster Magnet, Lollipop Lust Kill, Meshuggah, Spineshank, Fear Factory, L7, Acumen Nation, Iron Lung Corp., Jimmie's Chicken Shack, Crash Test Dummies, Ween, Weird "Al" Yankovic, Dead Kennedys, Butthole Surfers, Green Jelly, Alice Cooper (His older work), Motorhead......Think I'll stop there for now.
I'm not even going to bother attempting to answer this one....The list would NEVER stop!
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs Rolls over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack and fits on your back? It's Log, Log, Log! It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good! Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log! Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log! ....Log.....from Blammo!
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