Somebody throw me a bologna sandwich for crying out loud! Trying to find the answers to the most universal characteristics of fear and laziness.
Somewhere in the nether regions of our Universe or beyond the far reaches of outer space soars a 30-foot tall orange unicorn with cornrows and an alicorn made of a lightsaber. For centuries, its been flapping its sour cream and cheddar potato chip wings endlessly trying to find his way home. He sports MMA gloves on its forelegs and Heely's on it's hind. The tail is made of cotton candy...half bitten by an angry dolphin with human ears whose still lagging behind him by a couple feet, probably jealous of the unicorn's bodyband tribal tattoo above his unzipped leather fannypack with marshmallows dropping out of it. And I want to meet the homeless black guy with dreadlocks that I always see walking down Park Blvd and 66th street.
Ask whoever stole my Ipod =/, 1994-1998 the golden age of Hip Hop, anything with bongos, and this classic...
*TILT*
The Office, MMA, NBA Basketball, Ninja Warrior, Unbeatable Banzuke, TRU tv, Cash Cab, Late Night with Conan O'brien, Entourage, Family Guy, Futurama, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Attack of the Show, MOJO, Caribbean Rhythms, Today's Special, Belle and Sebastian, Pinwheel, and all of the same shows with different names that appear on Discovery, Animal Planet, and Nat Geo?
The Goddess, The Grail, and the Lodge - Choke - Zen and the art of Motorcycle Maintenance - The Laughing Jesus - Between a Rock and a Hard Place - From the mixed up files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankenweiler - Sideways stories of Wayside High.
Heroes help us see a beginning in every end. Oh, and they don't die, they reload: Dalai Lama, Benazir Bhutto, Bono, umm...Christopher Walken