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Lunatic

What goes around comes around!

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorHi my name is Crystal I am a 31 year old mother of one beautiful, crazy, funny girl named Alexandra. She just turned 7 and acts like shes 17. I have a wonderful fiancee named Benjamin. We are living the life most people wish they had! We are that couple that makes everyone puke, we make out in public and generally cant get enough of each other. I have the man of my dreams. Im a real smart ass. Im sarcastic and crude, and even a little mean. Im alot nicer than I used to be but would still be considered a major bitch! I like laughing at the expense of others. If you are easily offended you should not be on my friends list. A few things I am into .......movies, shows, friends, love, loyalty, truth, justice, laughing, driving fast, drinking, music, real underground hip hop, rock n roll, sappy girl shit, video games, makin fun of people, bein a smart ass, intimidating people, bein a bully, sex, making out for hours, woman, porn, sushi, art, tattoos, being considered cool even though I am old, scandal sheets, celebritys, cooking, oriental dragons, Wu Tang Clan, high speed internet, smoking cigarettes, good food. I am a pretty open minded person with a good heart.

My Interests

Whiskey, music, movies, tattoos, my daughter, my friends, Japanese art, thai food, woman, porn ;).

I'd like to meet:

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse."Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.I started to drive over to the real Disneyland,but it was getting pretty late.

Music:

Wu Tang Clan, Killah Priest, Gang Starr, Redman, Gza, Ghostface, Nas, Prince Paul, Getto Boys, Easy E, Kool Keith, Operation Ivy, Minor Threat, Pantera, Bad Religion, Pennywise, Hole, TOOL, A Perfect Circle, Dead Kennedys, Meatmen, Lunachicks, Babes in Toyland, Motorhead, Ministry, Thrill Kill Kult, New Order, Depeche Mode, 80's Pop, 90's, Booty Music, Sade, Stevie-B, Dido, Goldfrapp, Tricky, Portishead, Mary J. Blige, Sinead O'connor, Sarah McLachlan, Cranberries, Janet Jackson, Stevie Nicks, Johnny Cash

Movies:

American Beauty, Blade, American Psycho, Freeway, Friday, Shawshank Redemption, Super Troopers, Kung Fu Hustle, City Of Angels, True Romance, Fight Club, Cruel Intentions, High Tension, Great Expectations, Good Fellas, Silence Of The Lambs, Rules Of Attraction, Scarface, Fight Club, FEED, Fifth Element, Natural Born Killers, American History X, Horror Movies.

Television:

Law and Order, The L Word, Weeds, Rome, Sopranos, Dexter, Family Guy, Absolutely Fabulous.

Books:

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Heroes:

Winky Wright, Paris Hilton and Angelina Jolie.

My Blog

Positive thinking

Things turn out best for those peoplewho can make the best out of the way things turn out.It's not the situation, it's your reaction to the situation. The reality in your life may result from many out...
Posted by Lunatic on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 09:41:00 PST

Times have changed~ stolen from Blow Torch Betty

TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.  They took aspirin, ate b...
Posted by Lunatic on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 11:19:00 PST

Every woman should read this

MAYA ANGELOUA WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own even if she never wantsto or needs to...A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ....something perfect to wear if...
Posted by Lunatic on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 03:57:00 PST

2007

I LOVE THIS...A--AcceptAccept others for who they are and for the choices they've made even if you have difficulty understanding theirbeliefs, motives, or actions.B--Break AwayBreak away from everythi...
Posted by Lunatic on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 08:51:00 PST

How you doin?

I just wanted to update everyone on my condition. As im sure most of you know I had surgery on Oct 12th. I had a bone graft taken from my pelvis and put into my talus bone in my ankle. I spent 4 days ...
Posted by Lunatic on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 08:29:00 PST