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Contact Box Generated from http://myspacesupport.comI love concerts and playgrounds and puppies and wicked clowns. And I love storms, vegetables, the bubonic plague, colorful hair, sparkles, insects, juice that is orange (including but not limited to orange juice), dancing, spitting, skanking, hugging, and kicking ass. I hate payphones and street cleaners and the police and parasites. I hate cars, broken plans, paper cuts, rotten food, christians, alcohol, racism, bullshit, and that weird feeling you get in the winter time when you feel hot and cold at the same time, and your skin gets all itchy but it won't go away when you scratch it - you know? I'm not making that up - I think it's a nerve thing - really. I love ska, getting the mail, screaming, bitching people out (who deserve it), cats, lollipops, dressing up, eating well, colors, polishing silver, bad horror movies, fetish, and pretending to be super conceited. I hate hospitals, cracking my knuckles, the government, stupid ways people shorten words that don't need to be any shorter, sun burns, authority figures, answering the door, and emo. I love laughing, and reading, and learning, and parties, and playing games, and creating things, and cleaning, and spontaneity, and friends, and comic books. I hate television, sports fans, parents, religion, laws, America, socialists, mind control cults, dirty socks, and getting sick. I love clap games, ridiculousness, working out, music, singing, being right, getting ketchup in those little paper cups (splooosh), flowers, and the smell of steam coming up from dirty asphalt when it rains in the summer. I don't think you'll actually learn anything about me from reading this, because anybody could have wrote this shit - but you know what I really love? I love writing lists!
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