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The Hellion

Do ya wanna see my FANCY look???

About Me

i do silly things .. .. I Am Coyote
Coyote is a fun-loving goofball and that fits you to a T. Playfully silly, you appear somewhat bumbling at times, and your goofy exterior sometimes makes people forget what a quick mind and razor wit hides behind that amiable grin. In the mythos of the Plains tribes, Coyote is also a Creator, and stole fire as a gift for mankind. Your gift to the world is the creative fire of your quick, capable mind. Which Trickster Are You?
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My Interests

.. ..Getting in your head and eating my way out,writing demented showtunes and playing the harp in my underwear, making and feeding on exploitation and cult films,BILLIARDS BITCH,FAST AND FURIOUS CARS, cigars, cigaretts, rituals, BOTANICAS, votive candels, headless chickens, running,being under the ocean, tan lines, taking long walks in the hot sun, getting into a hot car, Goombay festivals,Carnivale, chippin', dancing, pole dancing, impressionistic art, Hollywood after dark, the carousel at the Santa Monica pier, ROLLERCOASTERS, pushing my limits both phisically and mentally,FETISHES and the PERVERTS who own them, setting people up, setting things on FIRE, making things happen, making a double-ass of myself, making my friends happy, talking and walking, Cuban cofee-ya, dame ma' cafecito.
Grrr baby, very grrr. You like them stripey and
growly eh? Well technically the lion is the
king of the jungle, but you've just elected a
tiger king of YOUR jungle..

Like games or roleplay? Here's a great one that
has nothing to do with beastiality:
www.life-blood.vze.com

What animal would you have sex with (If you had to)?
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I'd like to meet:

THESE GUYS! .."http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/nikkybeach/american p.jpg"> pool sharks, players, freaks, tech guys, bitches and ho's.

Music:

JAZZ, ACID JAZZ, House, trip-hop, Jungle, Dimitri Schostokovich, Igor Stravinski and Kristov Pandereski, The Hellion Show, Ween, Primus, etc.~Eazy-E, NWA, Big Pun, Old Dirty Bastard, Pit Bull, Manu Chau, Mano Negra, Jarabe de Palo, dance hall, soca, REGAETON, Daddy Yankee, Eliades Ochoa, Celia Cruz, Portishead, Cowboy Junkies, Mark Eitzel, Leonard Cohen,David Bowie,The Allman bros. ...and TINY TIM!....

Movies:

EXPLOITATION~TROMA,docs,movies w/ subtitles, porn...and the Marx bros.
Which awesome David Lynch Movie are you?
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You are "The Devil in Miss Jones"!

What do you do when a women is possessed by the horny devil.She needs to be screwed at all times and she will not take no for an answer.The devil is inside her and he wants you to join him...

What Classic Porno Are You?
More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y206/nikkybeach/irreve rsible.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">..

Television:

South Park;mi tivo, pimp my ride, disc.chn. I wouldn't be caught dead watching CNN. Miami Vice reruns, fav. quots: "I shot a woman tonight baby;I don't think I'll be able to make it to the show...I wanna transfer." ; "Trimspa baby!"
Tweek

Which South Park Character Are You?
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Books:

Bret Easton Ellis,POETRY! Lord Byron, T.S. Eliot, Bukowski, Rudyard Kipling, Kafka, Thorough, Mark Twain, much more...

Heroes:

DAD, Lloyd Kaufman, H.G. Lewis, Russ Meyers, Cole Porter, George Crumb, ROBERT Crumb, Lucio Fulci, Cohen, Ferlenghetter, Henenlotter, CLARK!,all people who think for themselves and think before they act.

My Blog

Book Gayness

Aiiiiiight. Usually I don't comply with these sort of things, but my very own wonderful and talented Sadist and sister in Satan asked me (well, INSTRUCTED me) to play along with this game. S...
Posted by The Hellion on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 01:55:00 PST

Pu**y by guest blogger, Susan

Okay,  the other night I was thinkin.  It's high-time for the word pussy to have a new connotation.  Traditionally, the word pussy can have several meanings...it can mean a part of...
Posted by The Hellion on Mon, 01 May 2006 07:05:00 PST

DIE PERVERT DIE!!!

This is the best damn educational video i have ever seen...take notes boys and girls, and stay kinky! http://www.archive.org/stream/Perversi1965/Perversi1965_256k b.mp4...
Posted by The Hellion on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bored??

http://www.flashbunny.com/brazil.htm
Posted by The Hellion on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

What's in a name??

While walking through my lil Bario today to the shout-out's of "flaca, flaca", I was contemplating how many silly nick names i've had in my life. When i was in highschool, it was "lita" refering to m...
Posted by The Hellion on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

80's cartoons

I would like to take a moment to give a nod to all of us raised as kids in the 80's -propped up in front of the t.v. to watch what perhaps formed some of our moral values. Unlike the sweet violence o...
Posted by The Hellion on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

OK-I KNOW you HATE COUNTRY BUT...

We all have our problems w/ country music but ya gotta luv this boys and girls! The best crap ever wrote!... BAD COUNTRY MUSIC TITLES 1. Are You Drinkin' with me Jesus? 2. Beauty Is Only Skin De...
Posted by The Hellion on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FIRE! FIRE!

I'm wondering if i'm the only person that has a smoke alarm right next to the stove. This seems like a silly place to put it and every time i cook anything-which is somewhat often, i get to hear it g...
Posted by The Hellion on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shower

GOD-I love my shower-the pressure could take your skin off! Unfortunately sometimes the shower head gets twisted and the entire bathroom gets soaked! Oh well, maybe i can turn it into a more effecie...
Posted by The Hellion on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

jeloh, HEh LOWWW!

Why is it- I cannot SLEEP?? Is it the fact that I live in L.A., is it that I have ONE MORE BEER?. is it the idea that I'm just not like anyone else??? I don't know and therefore I don't care anymore...
Posted by The Hellion on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST