dear earthling

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Work in progress piece, 3' x 3', acrylic and spraypaint on canvas
Coming 2008 - Kim Ono
Figure designed by Matthew Suffy, produced by Adfunture, graphics by dear earthling
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What others are saying about dear earthling:
"Cool music, no doubt!" - Freaky Chakra
"Super dope!" - Bassnectar
"Killer stuff!" - Theory in Motion
"Puts the sauerkraut in my lederhausen. A+!" - Jacob London
(the following has been translated and paraphrased from digi-gooware transcripts dictated in d.e.'s native tongue.)
Haimerej (d.e.) was abandoned while still in his very early larval stage on Kiirium 80-D , a small asteroid within Saturn's innermost ring. He was raised on particle dust and helium and was very cold and lonely for most of his childhood. Constantly bombarded by the hypersonic audio waves (listen!) of deep space and without any companions, his mind did not develop areas for speech as we've come to understand it, but instead evolved a sort of organic/digital-hybrid "telepathic neuro-broadcast" organ; the only such known in the entire breadth of the universe.
In 1997, d.e. was awakened from a deep cycle hibernation period when a lone slow moving craft sideswiped Kiirium 80-D. Seeing this as his only possibility of escaping the barren asteroid, he clambored aboard the ship to find its three occupants dead at the controls. Having no idea as how to operate the craft, he simply followed his intuition and pressed the lone glowing green button near the skeletal fingers of his reluctant messiahs. A small screen lit up displaying words in a language he didn't comprehend -
'Autopilot engaged -- Return trajectory enabled -- Destination: Earth in approx. 1277 +/- days'
In the three and a half years it took to reach our planet (very quick by NASA standards), d.e. was able to learn much about the galaxy and the many worlds it holds. He gained a basic understanding of the ship's mechanics and its operating systems and technology, as well as a rudimentary knowledge of the english language via the onboard datalogs.
Discovered within the vehicle's cargo hold were a myriad of fascinating gadgets; towering black speaker cabinets, monolithic rows of floor-to-ceiling amplifiers and audio processors, long flat devices with white and black keys, covered in nobs, and six somewhat antiquated looking squares that held platters that would spin with the push of a button. He feverishly worked to master this technology and within a year had developed a strange telekinetic mind-meld with it. Soon after, upon further excavation of the seemingly endless amounts of data on board, d.e. came to learn that he was now in the sole command of a renegade party vessel named Stargroover that had been touring the Milky Way for some time.
And he was now being blindly transported to a distant beautiful new homeworld.
...stay tuned for further adventures...
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