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About Me

I like to be left alone (this means you)

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My Interests

Sculpting. Scratching and surviving, good times

I'd like to meet:

People that aren't constantly pissing me off (don't worry I'm not talking about you). Andy Warhol (except not now 'cause that would mean he's a zombie, and I don't want to kill zombie Warhol. But I will.) My niece Riley

Music:

Bongos! Lots and lots of bongos!

Movies:

Moo-vies?

Television:

Mostly Scrubs. I'm starting a religion about that show.

Books:

I can't read or write. Fuck you myspace for making me feel bad about myself!

Heroes:

David Bowie (he knows why)

My Blog

FUCK BLIND MELON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The fucking video has taken over my life. Watched 67 times in the past 72 hours! I have some serious emotional problems! Here, let its awesomeness taunt you too! Other news? Sculptin...
Posted by Jay Hartman on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 09:02:00 PST

I want to make..............

............a pimp cane out of this Damian Hurst Diamond Skull. Its pretty radical.
Posted by Jay Hartman on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 03:36:00 PST

Oh my gog (I want this so bad)

So...... my birthdays coming up, I'm just saying. Might be a good birthday present, y'know, if you love me....
Posted by Jay Hartman on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:13:00 PST

Those effin' roller skate shoes.

What the hell is up with those stupid roller skate shoes I see kids wearing all the time? Yeah because kids are sooooo graceful they need wheels attached to their feet. Everytime I see some little bas...
Posted by Jay Hartman on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 08:54:00 PST

Jay isn't here........

............Jay's gone away.
Posted by Jay Hartman on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 09:11:00 PST