SPOCK TUVAC TUPAC ..
How could the search for ultimate truth have revealed so hideous and visceral-looking an object. - Maz Perutz
Well, my cousin Dell wasalways fighting bad ideas.
See, Dell loved Christmas.
We used to call him
"Jingle Dell".
He wanted
Christmas to last all year long.
He sure would scream
when his mom told him it was summer,
and Christmas was
six months off.
Also, he said...
he felt there's men with
black rubber gloves who were
following him around.
Dell said that trust in the spirit of
Christmas was destroyed
by ideas being controlled
by aliens wearing black gloves.
These aliens would get Dell
to do all kinds of things.
Then he'd carry on about the weather,
talk about how rainfall is
controlled by aliens on earth.
Aunt Rootie told him
that one day he would realize
that the alien wearing
the black gloves was him.
and him alone.
