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Lizziferifferousness

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About Me


My Israel Blog (Check it out, yo!)
Please help me out! I just moved to Israel to study Torah and earn my Master's degree. I will be here for three years and my student visa does not allow me to work or seek employment. I have some savings and my program will give me a small stipend but I could still use some assistance if you are inclined to help. All persons who donate will receive, in return, a personalized haiku written by me especially for you. B'hatzlacha (means good luck to all!)
"Haikus are easy.
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refridgerator."

And now, a poem I wrote. Ahem!
Pitcher of coffee, carafe of tea; there's no one on Earth as delighted as me.
I sing like a dodo, I dance like a lark; when no one's around, I glow in the dark.
My eyes are like rubies, my lips like a dove; I'll make you feel danger, and sickly in love.
Should my grace befall you, you'll never be near; I am the one thing you can't see or hear.
Pitcher of coffee, carafe of tea; there's no one on Earth as delighted as me.
"The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which." ~George Orwell
Tsunami Tsarah: i have to scamper, m'lady
Moofeefil: talk to you later, thanks for the links
Tsunami Tsarah: byeee!
Tsunami Tsarah returned at 6:40:30 PM.
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Tsunami Tsarah: OH BURN!
Tsunami Tsarah is away at 6:41:03 PM.

My Interests

Judaism, music, art, laughter, reading, The Beatles, the beach, the zoo, animals, Jewish history, theatre, cooking, sumptuous debauchery, and fruit.

I am now on a crusade to become ambidextrous.

You Are Japanese Food
Strange yet delicious.
Contrary to popular belief, you're not always eaten raw. What Kind of Food Are You?

I'd like to meet:



antifanatics,
hurricane chasers,
awesome jewish people,
strand bookstore shoppers,
those who squeal blissfully at the sight of baby animals,
people who love to smile and laugh and aren't ashamed to do so in public,
and other lovers of life.

Music:

aphex twin,
BEATLES, blondie, bjork, bob dylan, billy joel,
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cake, CHICAGO, cream,
dead can dance, debbie friedman (the early stuff), david bowie, depeche mode, doors,
ELO, echo and the bunnymen,
fatboy slim, flogging molly,
grateful dead, guess who, gypsy kings,
hendrix
,
indigo girls,
jane's addiciton, john lennon, johnny cash,
kinks, klezmatics,
led zeppelin,
moody blues,
nick cave,

orbital,
paul mccartney, paula abdul, pearl jam,
pink floyd, pogues, PORTISHEAD,
queen,
ramones, ray charles, REM, THE STONES,
smiths, stevie wonder, SPECIAL ED, squirrel nut zippers,
talking heads, TMBG, tom waits,
U2,
violent femmes,
who,
?,
yes,
zappa

Movies:

ace ventura, hard day's night, princess bride, dumbo, satyricon, blues brothers, amadeus, all the harry potter nonsense, rhps, the godfather trilogie, five easy pieces, drunken master, and a whole list of broadway musicals that were made into movies in the 50s and 60s.

"A gun rack... a gun rack. I don't even own *a* gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack? "

Television:

South Park, Scrubs, SNL, Simpsons, Seinfeld, Superman (the Lois & Clark: New Adventures of variety)
I also love to fall asleep to the Arts Channel. Sometimes I stay awake to watch it and really love what they put on there-- give it a try someday!
I pretty much only find TV worthwhile if it makes me laugh. I do not enjoy dramatic shows like Grey's Anatomy. But give me The Daily Show and The Colbert Report anyday. The goofier they get the better. Did someone say "Conan?"

Books:

These are some of my favorite novels, anthologies, and/or plays, etc:
(they are (in no particular order. except maybe alphabetically by title):
The Annotated Snark;
Communicating Doors;
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy;
James and the Giant Peach;

Life of Pi;
A Midsummer Night's Dream;
Naked Pictures of Famous People;
Noogies;

Northanger Abbey;
Othello;
Songs of Innocence; (and conversely) Songs of Experience;
The Taming of the Shrew,
Thurber's Carnival;

Where the Sidewalk Ends;

Witch Baby;
The World According to Garp
TORAH!

Heroes:

Superman, Batman, Wolverine,

this little dude:
,

also:
whoever made this ,

and in the end
the love you take
is equal to the love
you make

My Blog

I live in a hostel, down by the Kotel.

My official move to Jerusalem was this past Thursday evening.  Since I have no apartment, I've been a resident of the Heritage House Women's Hostel ever since.  I sleep in a tiny bed, with s...
Posted by Lizziferifferousness on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:25:00 PST

Greetings from Israel and I have a new blog

My new blog is here:  go read it.
Posted by Lizziferifferousness on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 01:37:00 PST

Greetings from Israel and I Need a New Blog

Dearest Dears, Well I am in Israel now.  Modi'in is sunny, muggy, sweet-smelling, and most of all, friendly.  My jet lag is making everything pretty screwed up, I must say.  It's almost...
Posted by Lizziferifferousness on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:15:00 PST

It's pronounced "Rafe."

In the widely successful Warner Brothers' Harry Potter movies, based on the brilliant books by J.K. Rowling, British actor Ralph Fiennes expertly portrays Voldemort, the dark wizard who once was Tom R...
Posted by Lizziferifferousness on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:14:00 PST

After final analysis (a heartfelt request)

My friends,It has come time for me to bid farewell to the United States for a while.  I have been blessed with opportunities that I once thought would never be possible.  I am going to Israe...
Posted by Lizziferifferousness on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 05:56:00 PST

I need ideas! Or money! Or both!

I need to raise $520.42 for the remainder of my ticket to Israel.I have the initial $800.  Now I need the rest.  A partial plane ticket will do me no good.If you guys can think of any ways f...
Posted by Lizziferifferousness on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:54:00 PST

My Teeth May Just Save My Lungs

As a responsible woman in my mid-twenties, it's sometimes odd and shocking for me to look back realize that I spent about one fourth of my life as a cigarette smoker.  I started smoking when I wa...
Posted by Lizziferifferousness on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:29:00 PST

Harry Potter Blog #1

I am a rather new fan of the Harry Potter series.I had willingly gone along to all the movies successively with my friends as they came out but had resisted very firmly reading the books, that is, up ...
Posted by Lizziferifferousness on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 09:27:00 PST

The most amazing thing....

I decided to walk to Blockbuster.I had five DVDs to return; two regular rentals that were overdue and three Blockbuster Total Access DVDs that had been mailed to me.  I had just finished watching...
Posted by Lizziferifferousness on Fri, 18 May 2007 10:55:00 PST

haven't done a blog in a while

anxiety:  n:  distress or uneasiness of mind caused by fear of danger or misfortune; earnest but tense desire; eager, often agitated anticipation; a state of apprehension and psychic tension...
Posted by Lizziferifferousness on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 05:30:00 PST