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Sara Kellie

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

I was looking at quotes, deciding what to put here and I realized something, why do all these people get quoted? Perhaps not a realization but rather a wondering. I wonder why people get quoted so often. I also wonder if anyone will ever quote me? Am I quote worthy? Am I worthy? Then again do you ever really repeat anything that comes out of my mouth? People say things over and over again so really people re-quote themselves. So in a sense, we are all quote worthy, even if it is in our own minds. The mind is a beautiful thing to waste....
DAMN THE MAN. SAVE THE EMPIRE!

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My Interests

It blows my mind that the voice I hear coming out of my mouth isn't the one everyone else hears. I also enjoy telling people how much better I am than everyone else. I enjoy singing at the top of my lungs and rapping. I enjoy flirting with particularly cute boys. I enjoy hanging out with my friend Beurman-because he's number 37. I love to daydream in class. I love being an aunt to my bestfriends' kids. I love to make fun of other people incesently. I love to teach-little kids especially. I love the image I give everyone and then proceed to blow their minds when they know the truth. I love driving in the middle of the road late at night or in the middle of the day. Honestly speed limits are for the losers who follow them. I love being a spoiled Jewish brat..bwhahaha!!!

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I'd like to meet:

Who would *I* like to meet? I mean, honestly, who wouldn't want to meet me? I'm fucking fabulous! In the eternal words of my good friend Miano, "You know Sara, the whole world just revolves around you; it's got to be so hard being perfect all th time."

Music:

The 5,6,7,8's; ACDC, Aerosmith, The Band, The Beastie Boys, The Black Eyed Peas, Blink 182, The Erica Brown Band, Dave Brubeck, Jimmy Buffet, Cannonball Adderly, Ray Charles, The Cherry Poppin Daddies, Kenny Chesney, The Clash, John Coltrane, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Sheryl Crow, Miles Davis, Dire Straights, Duran Duran, Kurt Elling, Fastball, Marvin Gaye, Benny Golson, The Greatful Dead, Al Green, Green Day, Guns & Roses, Herbie Hancock, The Hives, Houston Pearson, Carole King, Alicia Keys, Cindy Lauper, Limp Bizkit, Joe Lovano, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Macy Gray, The Mama's & The Papas, Matisyahu, Missy Elliot, Joni Mitchell, Oliver Nelson, No Doubt, Joan Osborne, Outkast, The Presidents of the United States of America, Queen, Otis Redding, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, REM, The Rolling Stones, Sahara Hot Nights, Savage Garden, Paul Simon, Smash Mouth, Sonny Rollins, Sugar Ray, Taj Mahal, Josh Turner, U2, Usher, Weather Report, Weezer, The White Stripes, Kanye West, The World Saxophone Experience, Wilson Picket, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Madonna, Phil Collins, Michael Jackson, The Killers, Nena, Prince, Snoop Dog, Blind Melon, The Counting Crows, The Violent Femmes, The Bangles, Bananarama, Modern English, The English Beat, Madness, Depeche Mode, Tears for Fears, Cold Play, Bon Jovi, Gogol Bordello, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, Shelia E, Goldfinger, Rick James, Bob Dylan, Spandau Ballet, General Public, OMD, Oingo Boingo, Yello, Psychedelic Furs, Simple Minds, Flesh for Lulu, The Flying Lizards, ABC, Hal & Oats

Movies:

Fiddler on the Roof, All Kevin Smith (Clerks, Mall Rats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II) (except Jersey Girl), All Brat Pack (Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Weird Science [even] St.Elmo's Fire, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure (the first not the second), Wanye's World/II, Beetle Juice, The Big Chill, Donnie Darko (thnx to Javan..haha), Clueless, The Last Waltz, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill vols I/II, Eurotrip, The Producers, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Space Balls. Really the list goes on, I love good quality cinema and comedy.

Television:

Globe Trekker, Family Guy, Futurama, Robot Chiken, 7th Heaven, Gilmore Girls, Nip/Tuck, ect.

Books:

Memoirs of Geisha, The Devil Wears Prada, Tuesdays With Morrie, White Oleander, The English Patient, Are You there G-d it's Me Margeret, Forever, The Lovely Bones, Jemima J., Alice in Wonderland, Through The Looking Glass, The End of Alice, The Miracle Life of Edgar Mint, Brave New World...

My Blog

the writing is on the wall

so i thought i'd try an experiment, instead of bitching-ranting-complaining that he who must not be named because his girlfriend is on myspace and i don't have a chance in a mormon related heaven with...
Posted by Sara Kellie on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:56:00 PST

day by day

i was looking through the list of emotions they have there at the bottom and they don't list upsetupset is an emotion right? i mean if "jedi" and "pirate" are emotions upset ought to be one tooit's no...
Posted by Sara Kellie on Sun, 25 May 2008 08:39:00 PST

i’m in heaven, when you’re smiling

hola peoplesso i'm all doneA in capstone seminar (senior seminar)B in student teachingGood LORD i'm SOOOOO convincingme and tears go together well!not to say that those tears weren't real...but my sup...
Posted by Sara Kellie on Tue, 13 May 2008 04:16:00 PST

what goes up, must come down, learning to fly but i aint got wings

so here i amblogging againi'm upsetit's like i'm on permanent PMSif i have an ulcer maybe i can sue her for medical damagesso, here's the jist of what i was told in pueblobasically neither her nor my ...
Posted by Sara Kellie on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:20:00 PST

maybe this time we’ll get it right

will kill   i have been UPLOADING   and CONVERTING   my FUCKING TWS   for 3 FUCKING HOURS   i am at the library on a hard as hell chair sitting next to SMELLY 13 year old shit...
Posted by Sara Kellie on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:21:00 PST

and now it’s spring time for hitler and germany deutchland is happy and gay

we're marching to a faster pace, look out here comes the master racea musical written by two jewsdo we see the irony?(the producers for those in the non-know)wellmy death is slow and painful apparentl...
Posted by Sara Kellie on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 03:46:00 PST

i know you dont owe me but let me ask one favor of you

looking through my CD collection i often get sentimentaland not a sentimental in a weepy way, sentimental in a wow, i can’t believe i bought that crap thenlike okay, take "smashmouth-supernova"o...
Posted by Sara Kellie on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 07:01:00 PST

i wouldn’t be here now, on the killing floor

filling out job applications is infurating.........clark county school district’s website is SOOOOOOOo slowclark county being las vegasso, sorry to all those who hoped and dreamed that i was eit...
Posted by Sara Kellie on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:15:00 PST

bright light city gonna set my soul, set my soul on fire........

i refuse to yukon, alaska or gallup new mexicoi’ll provide maps for those who are geographically challengedbtw, you see bethel alaska on that map, west of it........on the main land just east of...
Posted by Sara Kellie on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 07:20:00 PST

you’re way too beautiful girl......

so i’m sitting here, and yes, i have work to do, however, i haven’t written in a week or two so, here i am, writing a blogmy loyal readers, all11of youthat’s okay, i only subscribe t...
Posted by Sara Kellie on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:05:00 PST