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Porter

I am here for Friends

About Me

I coexist with a symbiotic creature from the land of Nod. But hey, as long as he pays his half of the rent, I can be tolerant.I am also greedy, flaky, and a drunk.

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My Interests

Space travel, smuggling contraband, avoiding those in the organized crime syndicates with whom I owe money, and hanging out with Wookies.

I'd like to meet:

you

Music:

typically kraut rock or anything by Weslie Willis. but if it doesn't have some overly glamorous diva-bitch singing extraordinarily uncreative lyrics while some fat ass white male producer is playing standard electro-pop trash behind her, than i'm sure i'll dig it.

Movies:

Vincent Gallo, old Luc Besson , Wong Kar-Wai, and anything by Takeshi "Beat" Kitano. Just to name a few.

Television:

I stopped with the tv ever since They killed the old Perry Mason reruns late at night.

Books:

anything by Neil Stephensen, and of course, the Bible.

Heroes:

Spiderman and Jessica Simpson. I feel that by idolizing both, I get a even balance in my Karma stream.

My Blog

Up yr nose w/ a rubber hose.

Yeah well, I decide to write big stuffs. C I don't feel like agoing down to Mexico Sitee when I can make a phone cal and make good friends around here. But You never know what wonderful secrets you ...
Posted by Porter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Bright Eyes no more

Despite everyone's eager recommendations that I try to better myself and stop listening to that whiney Conner and his musings, I always held a special place inside for it. Maybe it was a road trip I t...
Posted by Porter on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST