El Capitan Costello

Life Trap

So I boycott MySpace for 2 weeks. I thought I would be drooling and itching to log back on. After two weeks of unexpected bliss I finally break down and blow my load. I've got to say. Disappointing. I...
Posted by El Capitan Costello on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:06:00 PST

Life

Sometimes you feel like life isn't giving you what you need. That's a bullshit excuse to feel sorry for yourself. If you're alive, life is giving you everything you need. The rest is up to y...
Posted by El Capitan Costello on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 12:47:00 PST

Fucking Cars Part II

Alls I gots to say this time is, there is no worse feeling than sitting at a red light when your clutch decides to go out. When the light turns green, you push the clutch in and Stuck!!! The horns pro...
Posted by El Capitan Costello on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:21:00 PST

Fucking Cars!

That's it. I've had my fill of tow trucks. I'm ready to move to a city where I don't need a car. It all started about two weeks ago when my car go towed outside of Azteca's. Then that same weeken...
Posted by El Capitan Costello on Tue, 22 May 2007 06:18:00 PST

My friends have too much free time

Alright! I've just gotta say. All you fuckers have way too much time on your hands during the day. Who are these employers that pay you to fuck around on MySpace all day and how do I get a job with th...
Posted by El Capitan Costello on Fri, 18 May 2007 04:34:00 PST

Version Update: Chuck-Bo-Buck v.2

Alright guys. I've gotten a million requests to update my profile. I guess it's about time. I mean it's two years old and all. I need your help guys. So in all of this time I have taken very few photo...
Posted by El Capitan Costello on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 06:24:00 PST