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Salma

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About Me

BEFORE U NOE ME I AM..AND I QUOTE SHAZ D SPAZ...I AM "Salma - The aunt that will show you how to fight your own battles"- Hoes On Bros - 3 -I AM THE QUEEN OV ALL DEM FISHES..YEP YEP DATZ ME.*TAKE AWAY SOPHIA BUSH'S DRIVING LICENSE..SHES A ROAD MENACE..LOOOL..MY NAME IS SALMA, AM 17 & I LIV IN EAST LDN EeeeDotSeven!! BRAP BRAP, REP IT!im ladebeck and tingz i speak ALOT, im a bit weird and i speak ma mind, i lyk grime, uk hip-hop, hip hop and rnb emememememememe oh i LOVEEEE TEAAA and err thats really it i think i mean i wanna b a tv producer haha now give me a job!!...i want to say more but there really isnt much to say i mean im gessin ya'll noe me haha other den d artists who have added me(they made a good choice tho LOL)Basically yeh im Bengali, 17 and flipping easy going man if u got a gun to my head id be thinking abt tea probs lol last dying wish - the best cup of tea in the world no lyy

My Interests

Alot tingz, MEDIA MOSTLY..music and films ya dun noe!!

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLEEEE HAHAHA...who cares people end of. OoOoOoOoOo the future me!!!man wldnt dat be freaking scary?. Hello People!

Music:

Uncharted Terrority Music ORRRUK Grime artists..Zoop mandem cwazyy!

Movies:

My All Tym Fav?..Pretty Woman!!

Television:

Watching your man entertain me real livee TV..I would proudly settle for... IN A LIST, NOT RANKING THE BEST I MAY SAY* Chad * Jasdeep * Mo.Amer * Shaz * Refa * Mez * MJ * Jen * Vonne * Ash * H * Kav!!! ..LOL..Also dem fly actresses too...FONEJACKER MOUSE SKETCH!!..LOL..HES GD INIhttp://youtube.com/watch?v=cVpAiR7IrFwhttp://youtube.com/ watch?v=dcDqXUrPEZU

Books:

I tend to forget d names..but d fanfic of Kaos is sickkk...'A Womans Worth' look into it on fanfic!...Bt every human being noes dat d Qu'ran cannot be toppd in any lyftym, naa-ni

Heroes:

Ur kiddin me ryt??..heroes?..every1s a hero in sum1s eyes..so every1 for d simple fings dey do in lyf!!...SOPHIA ALYSSA MUM SIS SHAJDA, BUT ME IS UR HERO THO

My Blog

Any1 noe dis bitch?

Donna Evans from Hornchurch Essex?...Lookin for dis bitch to fuck her up..if ne1 noes her hit me up..manz wana shank dis whore up..safeee
Posted by Salma on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 03:10:00 PST

Watch Dis Space

So, risen up to a challenge on d 10th of July gone be drinking Nandos chilli sauce, every1 huz bin to nandos and tried d chilli sauce noes it bere chilli, so gne record me drinkin dat chilli sauce, so...
Posted by Salma on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 05:19:00 PST

Hayfever

Dis mofo is a natural way which makes me cry and i dont cry, y d fuck does hayfever exist?...its lyk a fucking boi, it sticks wid u for d wholeeeeeee summer den findz itself non-existent until 2008 su...
Posted by Salma on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 04:14:00 PST

A Hilarious extract of me and mate convo

jasdeep says:i just went to down.. back now..Jasdeep says:hmmJasdeep says:just ate a blue ribbandSoldieRess of ALLAH - On CHADICINE! - Hoes On Bros. says:loolSoldieRess of ALLAH - On CHADICINE! - Hoes...
Posted by Salma on Sun, 27 May 2007 08:55:00 PST

Boo-lympics...

Websyt for my er..journalism thingymijig...well just promoting it for god knows y, oh to get extra marks..HAHAHAHA...newaiz am off...gone do more for this, make it look 'DATZ HAWTT' http://boo-lympics...
Posted by Salma on Sun, 06 May 2007 05:17:00 PST

Subject: The Warmness of a Wee

Don't you wonder....about wee??...no really, ok situation is your cold, its a fucking cold day your bodys freezing right....you take a wee...but how is it that your wee is warm if your whole bodys col...
Posted by Salma on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 01:05:00 PST

Toilets

Not being rude aight but just wondering if there are sizes for toliets for people larger than life, like in clothes we have small, medium and all dat, so does toilets have that??,....hmmmm.....
Posted by Salma on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 06:28:00 PST

Pics of Snow and Gang

Gettin new pics, matter of resizing them, will put em up, der sooooo nice.looool...laters,mwah
Posted by Salma on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:19:00 PST

Blog on Jin

Jin is Cute.FULLSTOP.Standard.FULLSTOP. Salma
Posted by Salma on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:01:00 PST