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About Me


Shaz of the Knee AndAllThatJazzzz
well she's " like a swiss army knife...but more fun "
AND
she's" cute like a small duckling with hair "
she" ...is my peanut butter to my jam. "
she's a Shaz .....and she's a great pet.. [ if you water her regularly! ]
"I DO NOT HAVE A CEREAL NAMED AFTER ME."
i'm a lickle caterpillar it's all cool.. ONE DAY I'LL BECOME A PRETTY BUTTERFLY.. and then i'll die!
"Good morning star shine. The Earth says " HELLO! ""
hello my name is Shaz
I am a part time freak and full time retard . I also do some casual work as an skank and I volunteer as your mother .
NICE TO MEET YOU!
Give it to momma.
i would say i love you all.. but that's just damn naive

OWEN ON SHAZ'S HAIR:
( w e l l n o t o n . . I meant his opinion.. )

Your hair is great. It's so versatile - you can hide in it, cover ears with it, use it to build houses!

I THINK we're all like chickens..

i'm an electron!

WEE!

how do you make a dream come true?
and why do i only think this, when i'm blue?
in fact i'm not i am actually brown..
but nevertheless on my face is a frown...

am i the most pointless creature you've ever met.. OR WHAT?!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


YOUR MOTHER

Oh yes, i thought i'd put down some of my various titles..
Saalene (family... dad's coice of spelling)
Sha-nee (jake... he went through a phase where he called EVERYTHING that.... even the cat!)
Shaz (most people)
Sha La Knee (invented by jas... upheld by harsha and hasmita.. who also call me sha-nee)
Shaz A Knee (another jas creation - ALL HAIL! - Shaz + Sha La Knee = Shaz A Knee)
Shazza
Shazzaroonay (a Ms Adams creation .. i like it .. it's weird!)
Shazaleeeeeeeen (a lou masterpiece)
Shazalicious (areeba's one)
Shaz machine (a tish production)
Shazzy doo (by lou... OOH IT RHYMES! OH YEAH UH HUH! *DOES THAT FUNKAY DANCE*)

.."150%".."150%"

THINGS I HATE :
sneezy / sniffly colds - i don't mind a sore throat
back pains... i get them at random times and they suck.
people trying to "help" me..
especially my hair.. i mean if i wanted you to "make it all perfect" with your damn ghds i'd ask!
realising i've done something stupid
essays - i suck when it comes to writing an essay
my brothers - they. are. 2. shits. in. a. pod.
AKON! i mean he's just ARGH i have issues with that man.. think of this song wise:
lonely ok so something seems to have gone HORRIBLY wrong in his love life (hehe) and so he whines about it.. and then it get played and play WITH THE MOST FUCKING ANNOYING VOICE EVER FOUND ON THE TRACK
locked up? so you've done something wrong and you get caught and well YOU'RE WHINING AGAIN!
i wanna fuck you? well... it's just annoying.. and he probably thinks he's a "bad boy" by saying the word FUCK in the chorus "ooh ooh it's SO naughty" well it ain't the first time anyone's used it...
wanting something you know you'll never have
TIN FOIL... it's a thing i got after i cut my thumb REALLY badly on a tin foil container at the international evening.. it still makes me cringe!!
the fear of my glasses, phone, anything else falling down a gutter / toilets ect
the fear finding a dead mouse in my bag.. i read a random thing in a magazine once .. erm yeah
BATHS! i don't know why but i hate them i always take showers
people who have thousands of friends on their profile.. firstly I SINCERELY DOUBT YOU KNOW OR EVEN CARE ABOUT ALL OF THESE PEOPLE and secondly.. WHY?!

i'll add more

THINGS I LOVE :
asking dumb questions
loud songs.. i'm actually listening RING THE ALARM atm.. :) and anything loud is good!!
all the small things - i also [heart] the song ... and the literal meaning of this.. it's nice to feel special
holding people's hands - i don't know why and therefore will not try to explain this
the word SKANK! YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT TOO!
i. love. dots. :)
i am loving knitting.. when i can actually concentrate!!
MY BRILLIANT PAINTED SHOES!! well i have a red plain.. which are kinda lame but i love them still.. but the one's briony is helping me to paint WILL ROCK.. :)
:) HEHE
more hugs
my SOAD hoodie - it has the parental advisory logo on my butt!
rain
random strolls... :) (right jen?!)
oh yes speaking of jen.. i LOVE my white family.. and they love mee! (don't get offended.. it's a private joke!)
john fruscante...
more hugs
the idea of being able to play bass lol i can play a bit of AERIALS by SYSTEM OF A DOWN
trying to keep a phone call with jen under one hour - lol we DO love TalkTalk!
more hugs
MY FAMILY (see the heroes box for more info)
i'll add more

well there's some babble about me so if this fits then erm, yes..

My Blog

obsessed much?


Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:00:00 GMT

movage. from profile but yeah it still lives

i love my family my husband - Thomas my five kids - Jakia, Mital, Sophie [who is pregnant by the way!], Louise and Nishattheir god father - Owenthe singing family dog - Stuartand their many aunts and...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 11:06:00 GMT

BLOG SAYS : "do me."

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frien...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 21:56:00 GMT

sometimes msn surprises me

  Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.  Fucking Pricks. says:booPEANUTS! says:*retarded cat*Fucking Pricks. says:mooPEANUTS! says:WOOF!Fucki...
Posted by on Sun, 27 May 2007 00:50:00 GMT

[spacebarisfucked.]

i swear i think it was the return key....
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 15:45:00 GMT

comment turned blog

first off.HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHAYAM!"ok so you're not here.but i'll leve you a long comment.cause i'm an ass like that.now i'm thinking of that emniem song.haha. funny vid. funny man.now i'm drinking VOLV...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 17:34:00 GMT

har. i do love my friends.

here's another reason i can't hate owen.
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 17:15:00 GMT

OWEN WHY CAN'T YOU BE ASIAN!!

GRR.i wanted to get my tongue pierced owen's getting his rather soon. ARRRGHGRHRGHRGRHGRi want mines done. but for my 18th. to mark the occasion. u poo head. i hate you. [not really you know i have t...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 17:10:00 GMT

as a result of high school musical

for a whole weekend.haha. this weekend has been fun!!though i do relise now that coming home early meansi've left that san gria behind. Jake is WELL funny!"MY TOUNGUE'S BIGGER THAN YOURS!""no it's not...
Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 13:17:00 GMT

whafayfayskldheop

i felt UTTERLY shite about ermm 4ish.. went out for a walk and then got the bus to superdrugs.. but it wasn't open and then i sort of thought for a bit and when i got back i felt better about myself. ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:54:00 GMT