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About Me

Charlie Kirchoff: Comic Book Colorist
Charlie Kirchoff discovered his artistic aptitude as a child when he found that urine made an acceptable substitute for water when making sandcastles. Later, in college, he realized his talent for filling empty spaces and logically became a colorist. Charlie lives with his wife, Elbonie (a black woman who enjoys pretending to be a white man on the Internet), their pet rat, Ozymandius (who looks like a tribble with a tail), and their ferret, Grendel (who may not be too bright but heÃ¢â‚¬,,s loved). Charlie enjoys the "clothing optional" lifestyle of being a freelancer, however his lack of social interaction has taken a serious toll on his verbal skills.

My Interests

Comic books, novels, films, TV, Scifi, punk, goth, etc.

I'd like to meet:

Buffy, but Sarah Michelle Gellar will do.
Also, anyone who is like-minded. What I mean by that is anyone who is into comic books, art, sci-fi, etc. Basically if you have things in common with the things I mention on my profile.
However, I'm sick and tired of spammers sending me a million add requests a day. "Oh, I moved my profile here because myspace won't let me post naked pics." Yeah... like I'm going to think you're real and not just trying to sell me porn. I love porn as much as the next guy, but I don't want to be spammed about it on myspace! So, in hopes to cut these down, I now require you to know my last name or email when you add me. It should be fairly obvious for real people since my last name is sprinkled all over my profile. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Music:

Green Day, Cibo Matto, PJ Harvey, Tool, Aquabats, 3 doors down, AC/DC, Bjork, Iggy Pop, Bowie, Manson, No Doubt, System of the Down, Cake, Fake Shark-Real Zombie, and many others.

Movies:

The Crow, Bookdock Saints, Zombie Prom, The Grudge, Cemetery Man (a.ka. Dellamorte Dellamore), Interview with a Vampire, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill, The Eye, Hellraiser, Audition, The Last Samurai, Underworld, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Resevoir Dogs, The City of Lost Children, Serenity, anything directed by Tim Burton, etc.Fanboys - Teaser Trailer
..

Television:

Doctor Who, Torchwood, Eureka, Buffy/Angel, Smallville, Stargate SG1 and Atlantis, Veronica Mars, CSI, Ninja Warrior, etc.

Books:

Interview with a Vampire, Vampire Lestat, American Gods, Lolita, Watchmen, Smoke, Lost Souls, etc.

Heroes:

My Blog

HeroesCon this week!!!

Well, as many of you know I'll be at HeroesCon in Charlotte NC later this week. If you're going as well please stop by my table and say hi so I don't get too bored. People don't like visiting lowly co...
Posted by Charlie Kirchoff on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:14:00 PST

Doctor Who Classics 6 signed and for sale!!!

I'm trying something new here. Since I became a colorist I've never actually tried selling anything related to my work. For a colorist, especially in the digital age, there's not much to sell. Artists...
Posted by Charlie Kirchoff on Tue, 27 May 2008 07:03:00 PST

Warning: new email scam!

From time to time I like to post these scams that are sent to my email. I seem to get them a lot but normally the ones I get are variations on the same two scams, the Nigerian money scam or the Intern...
Posted by Charlie Kirchoff on Thu, 22 May 2008 05:04:00 PST

Soldier of Fortune 3 videos

Last year I worked on making these comic book style animations that were intended to be used in the Soldier of Fortune 3 video game. Sean Murphy and I spent most of the summer of '07 working on this. ...
Posted by Charlie Kirchoff on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:05:00 PST

Doctor Who issue 3

Doctor Who issue 3 will be out Wednesday so I added a little preview on my website.Feel free to take a look....
Posted by Charlie Kirchoff on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:03:00 PST

New website

The new look for my website is getting to work pretty well. I love being able to update it like a blog instead of spending all that time just to add one small thing. So, I’ll be posting a lot of...
Posted by Charlie Kirchoff on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 11:05:00 PST

Zombies That Ate The World Animated!

Here’s a video based on the comic I’ve been coloring since 2003. It was one of my earliest gigs (actually, my third if I remember correctly) and the longest running as well. This video has...
Posted by Charlie Kirchoff on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 04:50:00 PST

Don’t forget!

Posted by Charlie Kirchoff on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 03:07:00 PST

Back up!

My website is now back up and working. Though I’ll be making a lot of changes to it, it is currently viewable and you’ll start seeing frequent updates....
Posted by Charlie Kirchoff on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:49:00 PST

Website Down

If you try to go to my website, www.charliekirchoff.com, in the next few days you will discover it is down. Thats because I’m completely redoing it. But it will soon be back up and once it is I ...
Posted by Charlie Kirchoff on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:11:00 PST