The Steelers and the Captain - a story about friends |
Tuesday morning at Heinz Field, Captain H. Morgan gave a press conference regarding the Steelers v. Chiefs game. He stated that Bill Cowher had called him late thursday evening on the 12...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:20:00 PST |
Drunk? Try these and my thoughts on Mel Gibson |
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk: Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk: Specificity British Const...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 12:07:00 PST |
Pre-Booty Call Agreement |
It's 2am and you have spent the night partying with the Captain. The bar is closed, your friends are going home and you're horny. You stumble to your car, flip open your phone and start ...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 10:38:00 PST |
Captain Troubleshooting |
Captain Troubleshooting **Need To Know**
SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceil...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 09:38:00 PST |
Stages of Sobering Up |
Stages Of Sobering Up
Stage 1 - STUPID As you regain consciousness and begin to enjoy the headache, the churning stomach and the cold sweats, you realise that you have lost not only several hou...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Tue, 16 May 2006 11:13:00 PST |
Bar Translations |
Bar Translations
"No, really, I'm OK to drive." -- I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with."I'm not used to these darts." -- I'm not used to throwing ...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Thu, 11 May 2006 03:25:00 PST |
The 5 Drunk Stages |
The 5 Drunk StagesStage 1 - SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you knoweverything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who...
Posted by Captain Morgan on Wed, 10 May 2006 02:49:00 PST |
